Dexter can now access any financial metric. The coverage... here is massive, and includes over 20,000 stocks over 30 years. Metrics are from: 1 • income statements 2 • balance sheets 3 • cash flow statements 4 • key ratios Powered by a new financial metric subagent.show more

Alright, this is super sick. Our MCP server has... financial statements. Data covers 30,000+ stocks over 30 years. 1 • balance sheets 2 • income statements 3 • cash flow statements Things just got VERY interesting.show more

Financial Datasets now works inside Claude. ConnectConnect via MCP,... ask questions, and get accurate financial data back instantly. Income statements, balance sheets, cash flows, and more for 17K stocks over 30 years.show more

One of the most important skills I don’t see... enough people learning today. Financial literacy. You will get ahead in business if you understand how three financial statements operate… Those are: Balance sheets. Income statements. Statements of cash flow. Go on YouTube tonight and start studying.show more

Financial literacy is of the most important skills I... don’t see enough people learning today. You will get ahead in business if you understand. - Balance sheets. - Income statements. - Statements of cash flow. Go on YouTube tonight and start studying.show more

The new Financial Metrics API is live. Covers 30,000... tickers over 30+ years. Metrics include: • profitability metrics • efficiency metrics • valuation metrics • liquidity metrics • growth metrics All data can be accessed over annual, quarterly, and trailing 12 months periods. Profitability metrics: includes net margin, operating margin, return on equity, and more. Efficiency metrics: includes inventory turnover, days sales outstanding, operating cycle, and more. Valuation metrics: includes price to earnings, free cash flow yield, PEG growth, and more. Liquidity metrics: includes current ratio, quick ratio, operating cash flow ratio, and more. Growth metrics: includes revenue growth, earnings growth, free cash flow growth, and more. I add new metrics regularly. Let me know if you have any requests.show more

Dexter now runs on real-time market data. I added... the core data stack to make it even more powerful. Data sources: • SEC filings • financial statements • stock prices • key metrics Now Dexter can handle more complex questions like: “Is MSFT’s revenue growth justifying its P/E ratio? Show me growth over the past 8 quarters and YTD price action.” Then let it go to work.show more

Injective has done the impossible. Starting now, anyone can... access Apple, Microsoft, Amazon and Netflix stocks entirely onchain for the first time ever. Powered by Injective’s groundbreaking iAsset framework, these equities are now live as programmable financial instruments with universal accessibility and deep liquidity. $AAPL, $MSFT, $AMZN and $NFLX today join Injective’s recently launched onchain stocks such as $META, $NVDA, $GOOGL and $TSLA. Users globally can access these stocks and more RWAs via Injective’s flagship exchange Account moved to @HelixMarkets! This release goes far beyond just tokenization. This is the foundation of a new financial system. Onchain Wall Street is here.show more

Building tear sheets for LP reporting used to eat... up my days as a VC investor. I would comb through board decks and financial statements for one portfolio company, and then do it all over again for another. Standard Metrics’ newly launched AI Analyst solves this problem, and the workflow looks completely different. Our customers can take advantage of the clean, standardized data they already have stored on Standard Metrics and get insights for portfolio reviews and LP reports in seconds. Our AI Analyst cuts out the need for document deep dives or exports into a different platform. Check out the video below to see it in action! (And our longer Standard Metrics blog post is available in the comments.)show more

We have raised over £2 million; the breakdown is... there.” Looking at the figures you’ve provided, the total gross income for the two financial years is £990,740 not over £2 million. Can you explain how your claim of raising over £2 million reconciles with these published figures?” Is there another charity we don’t know about? It’s your time to declare Ali? 😝 Oh, sorry if I ask any questions, it suddenly falls under backbiting, slander, and casting aspersions. 😝 You won’t stop me from asking questions, and I know it burns. You are not above transparency. The Charity Commission has its standards, and the Shariah has its own standards. The accounts also show a combined surplus of approximately £476,510 over the two years. Can you explain why there is a substantial surplus and provide a breakdown of how those funds are being held or allocated? You can ignore me, as you said “Who are you”, but I’ll ensure this information is available for people to understand. Hiding behind the charity commission won’t help you.show more

🚨🇺🇿 Uzbekistan jumps ship: joins BRICS bank amid exodus... from Western finance The West-dominated financial order is under growing pressure as the BRICS New Development Bank (NDB) welcomes Uzbekistan as a new participant. As a BRICS partner state, Uzbekistan will now gain access to funding for critical projects in transport, energy, industry and infrastructure — without the usual Western strings attached. Launched as a direct alternative to the IMF and World Bank, the NDB was driven by BRICS nations’ frustration with excessive US and European influence and over-reliance on the dollar. India played a key role in its creation to support infrastructure and economic projects across the Global South. The bank is advancing financial independence by promoting loans and settlements in national currencies.show more

The average U.S. home is $400k. • You put... $80k down • Mortgage = $2k/month • Rent it out for $2.6k/month You’re left with ~$400/month after property taxes & maintenance. It would take over 15 years to get your initial investment back. Now let’s look at the Laundromat: • Purchase price: $799,000 • Down payment: $79,000 • SBA loan: $719,100 • Monthly Cash Flow: $18,833 • Monthly loan payment: ~$9,100 You’re left with $9,733/month. That’s 24x the cash flow from the same money. & you don’t have to work in the laundromat at all because there’s a cleaning team in place, and the rest of the time it’s not staffed. So what do you actually do? 1. Weekly check-ins 2. Track key metrics (revenue, profit) 3. Improve the services you offer (optional) You could run it in 1-3 hours/week. We’ve been conditioned to believe that real estate is automatically a safe investment. & if your goal is to build wealth slowly over 30 years, it is. But if your goal is $5,000+ per month cash flow without waiting 30 years? You need to start looking at buying businesses. I own 8 right now, and they paid me $900k last year. I only worked 20 hours/week running this portfolio. If you want to learn exactly how to find & acquire your first business for little to $0 down… DM me “Biz” and I’ll show you how.show more

We're proud to announce that OpenVPP has surpassed over... 300 Metric Tons of CO2 Offset. Equivalent to: -> Planting ~5,000–7,000 trees and letting them grow for 10 years. -> Covering ~35–40 average U.S. homes’ electricity use for a year. -> Burning ~33,000 gallons of gasoline. -> 1 million miles driven by an average car. -> 30–40 roundtrip flights from New York City to London (per passenger). Preventing emissions from ~330 tons of landfill waste. -> 65 gasoline cars driven for a year (based on average U.S. emissions). $OVPP saving the planet from CO2.show more

🚨 ANNOUNCEMENT: STABLECOINS ARE LIVE ON Meow. SEND AND... RECEIVE USDC, FOR FREE, ALL FROM YOUR EXISTING CASH BALANCE! Now on Meow, you can send and receive USDC for free. All from your existing cash balance. That's right: the days of needing to pre-fund, maintain, and log in to a crypto exchange just to send and receive USDC are over, permanently. The SAME balance that you use for ALL your business finances, payroll, and corporate cards — is the one you can now use to send and receive USDC. This has huge ramifications for: — Crypto companies: that transact in USDC — Crypto VCs: who fund investments in USDC — Businesses: that receive vendor payments in USDC, and pay contractors internationally And the best part? These USDC transactions integrate natively with your accounting software, like QuickBooks, NetSuite, Puzzle, and more. And if that’s not enough? You can set up: — Custom spend controls, per dollar amount — Multi-user permissions And 2FA is enforced on every transaction This is one of our MOST REQUESTED FEATURES and we believe Meow is the first major business banking fintech in the U.S. (over $1 billion in assets on the platform) to support free sending and receiving USDC. Business finance is business finance, whether it's cash or stablecoins. The "bridge between Web2 and Web3" is finally here, for real. No more maintaining separate accounts at crypto exchanges for businesses. Crypto companies and crypto funds, apply today: Meow is a financial technology company, not a bank. Bridge is a licensed Money Services Business operating out of the United States.show more

1. Because Fufu was brought to Africa by the... Portuguese. BA were trafficked mostly by the British. Cassava yams are from South America. 2. Because the British didn’t want us to plot to overthrow them. 3. Here is a video of a formerly enslaved woman over 100yo born in Africa.show more

Most agencies are getting destroyed by Andromeda right now...... 1. CPMs climbing. 2. Hook tests collapsing. 3. Ad sets fatiguing in 30 days. 4. Creative variation advice that's difficult to sustain. I put together a 36-page doc on the full system I'm using to keep my own agency profitable post-Andromeda. Comment "META" and i'll send it over. (must be following + RT for priority access)show more

🆕 Rainbow Update v2.0.9 is live in the App... Store. A wallet's first job starts with trust in the data. Rainbow v2 delivered real‑time pricing and balances you can rely on. Today we take it further: Rainbow has dramatically extended our DeFi Position coverage and now surfaces your balances from over 6,600+ DeFi protocols powered by DeBank, the industry standard for DeFi position indexing.show more

Roqqu partners with Ondo Finance to drive the Global... adoption of Real-World Assets Hundreds of trillions of dollars in financial assets exist today. Only a fraction of 1% of them have been tokenized. This imbalance represents one of the largest opportunities in modern finance as capital markets increasingly move on-chain. From Stocks and ETFs to bonds, commodities, and REITs, financial institutions around the world are exploring tokenization as a more efficient way to issue, distribute, and access financial assets. Against this backdrop, we are going into a strategic partnership with Ondo Finance, one of the world's leading issuers of tokenized real-world assets (RWAs), to expand access to institutional-grade tokenized financial products across emerging markets. This partnership combines Ondo's leadership in bringing traditional financial assets on-chain and Roqqu's growing distribution network in emerging markets, creating new pathways for investors to participate in the next evolution of global capital markets. At a time when tokenized assets are rapidly emerging as one of the fastest-growing segments of digital finance, both companies share a common belief: the future of finance is tokenized.show more

Dave, I think I’ve cracked the code on how... you can stop running 50% off sales next year, and it has nothing to do with tightening the prose or shortening the newsletter. The future is a Wrestling Observer meme coin ecosystem. Not one coin → a whole universe. You don’t need to discount subscriptions anymore, you tokenize them. $STARS alone prints money, but now imagine branching out: $MOTY, $BOOKER, $PROMO, $WORST, $FEUD, $HOF. Every Observer Award becomes its own speculative asset. Fans don’t just argue about the results anymore, they invest emotionally and financially. Award season turns into earnings season. Tokyo Dome weekends look like IPOs. By the time people realize what’s happening, they’re too busy defending the market cap to ask why the price ever needed to be 50% off in the first place. Step 1: Announce “this is NOT financial advice.” Repeat it 14 times. Immediately follow with numbers. Step 2: Launch the coins. Ticker ideas: $STARS, $PLANS, $FLIPZ, $MATH, $OBSVR, $PLANSCHG. Tagline: “value is subjective.” Subscribtion holders get an airdrop, but only if they’ve been subscribed “for a long time” (defined later). Step 3: Explain the tokenomics, vaguely. Supply is capped, but fluid. Burn mechanism exists, but contextually. Volatility is expected, historically speaking. Any confusion is the listener’s fault for misquoting. Step 4: Replace 50% off sales with “market events.” Instead of 50% off for Black Friday, it’s now “a temporary value correction tied to outside factors.” Price dips? That’s not a crash. That’s a buying opportunity for long-term observers. Step 5: Use ratings language to justify price. “The demo is up even if the total market cap is down.” “If you isolate Japan, it’s actually doing great.” “Quarter-hour holders stayed strong.” Someone points out the chart looks bad? Reply: “You’re focusing on the wrong metric.” Step 6: Critics = bad faith actors. Anyone skeptical is arguing in bad faith, cherry-picking timestamps, ignoring context, probably an agenda account. Fans defend the coin for free, because they already paid emotionally. Step 7: Plans change. Roadmap quietly updates. Phase 2 delayed. Phase 3 recontextualized. Phase 4 never existed. This was always explained if you “read carefully.” Step 8: Victory. Subscription price stays full. No more 50% sales. Fans now argue about charts instead of discounts. And if it all goes to zero? “I’m not saying it failed. I’m just saying expectations were unrealistic.” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️¾ Six stars in the Tokyo Dome. Happy holidays 🎅🎄 This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice. This is NOT financial advice.show more