dude where would I even put a bigger bag?

i put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ahh

Now why would he even try dude

I don’t know where I would even start 🍆🍆😈😈

Chinese divers are practising by the pool. I bet... even if I threw a towel into the water, the splash would be bigger than theirs.😅show more

where would you put your tongue?

Even a better idea would have been to put... Netanyahu face…show more

Where did she even put that thing?!

I know exactlyyyy where House of Soles & Footjobs... would put his face in my stinky soles.. but where would my other stinky sole lovers start with my feet??show more

You can’t put a cat in a bag

Dude with a designer bag steals a pistol 🔫... from a gun storeshow more

Would you ask me out even though I’m bigger... than you??show more

This is why I don't listen to nothing goofballs... like Gil Arenas have to say, particularly when Hot Take Gil says shit like Shai has a bigger bag than Jordan. When you're allowed to do this with regularity, nobody has a bigger bag than you.show more

jm: yah jeno-ya jeno-ya jn: hmm? jm: cinnamoroll jm:... you have to buy this jn: but i have no where to put it jm: you can put it in your bag GAJEHWJDHWJS HAHHHH… jeno’s tone when he says “but i have no where to put it” istg he only uses that tone on jaemin 😭show more

Where would you put your Williams sticker? 🤔💙

i don't even fucking care dude

I always put coins into a zip-lock bag filled... with water and freeze it in the freezer❄️show more

When i was young i thought these plants would... be a much bigger problem in my lifeshow more

When i was young i thought these plants would... be a much bigger problem in my lifeshow more

When i was young i thought these plants would... be a much bigger problem in my lifeshow more