Elon when his rockets keep exploding #elonfails

Errol Musk claimed that Elon went to Moscow to... buy a rocket from Russia because, supposedly, “they make the best rockets.” But they refused to sell him one. How humiliating. First, Trump humiliated Elon Musk. Now his own father has done the same — in Moscow. On top of that, these so-called “best rockets” fail tests. Space industry workers keep disappearing, and the rockets themselves seem incapable of hitting anything but civilian homes, schools, and hospitals.show more

Ignorant Ravish misleading his ignorant viewers again! Ravish thinks... that Elon Musk openly opposed Biden, but nobody stopped his rockets Did you know? California Coastal Commission has stopped Elon Musk's rocket launches giving the reason that Elon is being politically active!show more

Me at 2 PM when Rafael Stone clutches up... and gets his flowers from Rockets Twittershow more

When Elon Musk invited his ex-wife to his hotel... room to show her rocket videosshow more

i love when hyvnjn can’t keep his hands off

When Lil X used Elon as a racetrack for... his monster truck 😂show more

BREAKING: On Lebanese television, a Lebanese citizen tells off... a Hezbollah supporter to his face. “Elon Musk takes his family to Mars every weekend while you’re carrying Katyusha rockets.” There is a massive shift happening in Lebanon.show more

"Keep it up kids!!" Uncle Jeff things after the... Houston Rockets #EmiratesNBACup win 😂show more

“Get in loser, we’re going to build rockets to... make humans interplanetary.” ~ Mean Girls (probably 😂) StarbaseTX Elon Muskshow more

Even when we suck, we’ll still own the Rockets

When Elon and his CEO of 𝕏 fight the... bad guy and win ❤️💪show more

Kevin Durant makes his Houston Rockets debut tonight

Jalen Green when Kyle Lowry gets traded to the Rockets:

Fred VanVleet drills his first three in a Houston... Rockets uniform 💪 Watch Rockets/Pacers LIVE on NBA App ⬇️show more

That time one of Elon Musk's spray-painted corrugated cardboard... rockets fell into the ocean and floated because it's not metal.show more

BREAKING: searches are exploding worldwide. Google data shows a... 400% surge. The platform now hosts over 6 million articles and is on the verge of surpassing Wikipedia in total article count. Elon Musk is winning his war against woke Wikipedia.show more

“Donald Trump, Elon Musk, keep your hands off!” #HandsOff2025

Elon Musk dancing with his daughter 😘. Elon loves... his kids with all his heart.show more

When the Lakers and Rockets see everybody taking their... Christmas napshow more