First I smoke weed, then I do things. Wake... and Bake. Greg fourtwenty🥦show more

Thank God I only smoke weed I don’t do drugs🤲

Wake and bake, if you haven’t smoke drop aza... for figo ..show more

Wake and bake 🌿🌿 drop a photo or video... if you are smoking weed 🌿show more

I’ve never felt like such a supernatural human being.... I wake up at 4am every day, I don’t drink alcohol, I don’t smoke weed, I don’t smoke cigarettes, I don’t eat takeaways, I do over 10,000 steps every day. I jog, I pray, I live by the Atlantic Ocean. I’m literally transforming.show more

Me after I smoke weed

I woke up baked but Wake and bake is... a must😶‍🌫️show more

i don’t smoke weed to escape reality, i smoke... it to feel reality more.show more

If the weed doesn’t smoke like this, then I... don’t want to buy it. People sometimes call me a weed snob… if it’s snobby to care about what I spend my own money on, then I guess I’m a snob.show more

Am I the only one who smokes weed and... doesn't smoke cigarettes?show more

Drizzly wake and bake doobie 😇☔️🌂 I love hearing... the birds chirping :)show more

Life so private, nobody knows I smoke weed.

the feeling when you wake up and smoke so... much weed that society participates in you insteadshow more

rewatching the vampire diaries and every episode is literally... like stefan: i have to protect elena elena: why do i look like katherine jeremy: i’m depressed and i smoke weed bonnie subplot:show more

Threadguy says weed is out for 2026 “Weed is... in a 6-10 year bear market and it’s not bouncing anytime soon. If I see you smoking weed, we’re not going to hang out. I love weed as much as the next guy, but I never understood the brain of a weed smoker. It’s like, I’m going to wake up in the morning and the first thing I do is make myself retarded for the rest of the day”show more

the type of dreams i be having when i... forget to smoke weed before bedshow more

me when my mom confronted me and asked if... i really needed to smoke that much weedshow more

god forbid i smoke weed in public while the... elites eat children.show more

i made dis for u dummies <3 go smoke... sum weed !show more

Bro was like, “Okay, we're cool; now I can... go smoke some weed.”show more