first one to get me pregnant is a rotten... egg 💦show more

This one is always so fun to watch! “Eggs... in the Basket” - who can get the egg in the basket first using only the paddle to move the balloon? ⁦Wellington ES⁩ ⁦Patricia Cuckler⁩show more

If a guy wants to get me pregnant, this... is how I feel. 😳 Do you feel the same?show more

Who’s gonna be the first to figure out how... to get him pregnantshow more

🥚EGG SQUEEZE🥚 You heard correctly: The highly anticipated, world's... first QUADRUPLE EGG (🥚🥚🥚🥚) game "Egg Squeeze" is coming to Steam... TOMORROW. Throw on a clean apron and wishlist today. #indiedev #indiegames #eggsqueeze #eggshow more

i'm genuinely crying she needs to get me pregnant.

There is no such thing as a “pregnant person”... only women get pregnant.show more

Alexa Bliss is the first one to get eliminated! #WWEChamber

Angela: “When you get a husband you’ll understand…” Kelli:... “I had a husband for 11 years & didn’t need to get pregnant to get one.” 🫪🫪 Angela: 😵‍💫 #RHOAshow more

🥚 every egg in nature comes from one equation,... just 4 numbers so i built Eggspression: mess with the sliders, get any egg you want, even that cursed pointy murre egg make a weird one and reply with itshow more

"Yo ock “Yo Brunson Lemme get it’s me a... Brunson Brunson egg & cheese egg & cheese hold the d & b" guy"show more

Southeast Asia Egg is out in Adopt Me! 🥚... Which pet was the first you hatched?? 🐲show more

You know why they only eat one egg for... breakfast in France? 'Cause in France one egg is an œuf.show more

This one is called egg pie. 🤣

Me replacing the Billie egg with an Ariana one

"It's awful bein' a kid. No one listens to... ya." "It's rotten bein' old. No one listens to ya!" "I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are!"show more