Fucking into them Reading

"That's Homer J Simpson, Chief. You're reading it upside... down." "Er, cancel that APB. But bring back some of them er... gyros!" "Er, Chief... You're talking into your wallet."show more

OK this is wild. I'm using Comet by Perplexity... to automatically trawl through our products subreddit, reading top posts, clicking into them, reading the top comments, then returning this all as a JSON. I'll then be able to parse this for top positive and negative feedback!show more

I’ve doubled down on reading and I’ve stopped sharing... what I’m reading or what I’ve read Because most are not interested in reading They are only interested in knowing what books you are reading and then collecting them We are bending over backwardsshow more

Have you ever broken into tears while reading a... book? Can you relate?show more

She had them posted up while reading and I... just had to “bump” into them. When do you think I should tell her she’s got gorgeous feet? What do you wanna see after that? 😈 🪶? 👅? 🍆? #feet #toes #whitetoes #footfetısh #solesshow more

Alyssa Edwards reading the FUCK out of Juicy Love... Dion during her set— i'm fucking SICK. #DragRaceshow more

Book suggestions for cozy fall reading? I’d love to... hear them! 📚🍂🖤show more

When the fic I’m reading comes with practice kissing... that turns into dry humpingshow more

STATE WAS READING LYRICS THAT AREN'T EVEN THUG'S AND... TIRED TO BLAME THUG FOR THEMshow more

LET THEM FUCKING COOOOOOOK

Me in WW3 on China's side because I accepted... TEMU's terms and conditions without reading them.show more

YEJI POUTING AND HUGGING THE AIRPLANES WHILE READING THEM... AH 😭 SHE IS SOO PRECIOUS MY HEARTshow more

it took them 4 fucking episodes to learn to... lock the fucking door thank fucking godshow more

Been through some bad times, but reading a negative... comment about me has never been one of them….show more