“Go into Tech you’re going to be rich asf”... Me 3 years into computer science:show more

I have this weird feeling that we’re going to... be rich asf**k in 2026.show more

.President Donald J. Trump: "The policy has to be... 'you came into the country illegally, you're going to go out.' However, you've also seen, you're going to go out, we're going to work with you, and you're going to come back into our country LEGALLY."show more

.Pat McAfee: "What is your major brother?" Otto: "I'm... a computer science major." Pat: "So what does that mean, going forward you're going to do what?" Otto: "Computer science." Pat: "Yes you are!" 🤣show more

"So you've been trading for 3 years, you must... be very rich now?" Me:show more

GOP Rep. Ken Buck: “This place just keeps going... downhill…Mike Johnson's ability to talk me into staying here, is going to be as successful as his ability of talking to me into unconstitutional impeachments.”show more

into the sun, you’re so dear to me.

Go deeper for Me. I want you to lose... yourself in my dark eyes, my leather, my perfect little body. I’m going to make you forget about everything while you hang onto my every word. You’re going to melt into a complete mess for meshow more

“Mike, going into the second half of this game... you’re going to make adjustments right?” Mike Tomlin:show more

How to install RAM into a computer: 😭

The mercy you show others is the mercy you’re... going to receive. If you’re harsh, critical, don’t give people grace to be human, then when you make a mistake, people are going to be harsh and critical of you. Tune into Joel’s message today! "Be a Safe Place":show more

“go to hell” me asf:

Rt if you’re into me

It doesn’t matter if you’re not into feet, you... will be into Mineshow more

So you go to get some water and run... into me.. Are you going to say hi or come back to water later? #watershow more

🇺🇸 TRUMP: "YOU ONLY CAME INTO OUR COUNTRY LEGALLY"... Reporter: "Is it your intent to deport people who do not have a criminal record?" Trump: "We have to start off with a policy. And the policy has to be if you came into the country illegally, you're going to go out. However, you've also seen you're going to go out. We're going to work with you and you're going to come back into our country legally." Source: Rapid Response 47show more

I put a lot of effort into this joke... for insta so it’s going here too Simon gets to use the computer #bloodymary #ironmaryshow more

John Summit transforms Britney Spears’ classic ‘I Wanna Go’... into a tech house banger ✌️show more