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Pain will have a new voice tonight !! Stay... awake at 12AM #TuMeriMainTeraMainTeraTuMerishow more

Me when I see my friends having a nice,... relaxing day off. ( I am going to drag them into the worst game they’ve ever seen ) :show more

𝑾𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 🥶 Michael Olise's dribbling is unreal 😮‍💨

Human help me take my bath

𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔦 𝔭𝔲𝔱 𝔪𝔶𝔰𝔢𝔩𝔣 𝔣𝔦𝔯𝔰𝔱

It's very hot so it's fun to go without clothes.😻

Me when someone stare at me for too long

I'm telling everyone who asks here in France that... I'm from Texas. European wine snobs love to turn up their noses at American wine, but they conveniently forget that their precious vineyards would be literal dirt if Central Texas hadn't bailed them out. Back in the 1800s, a nasty root-eating bug pushed the French wine industry to the brink of total extinction until they came begging the Lone Star State for help. Today, a whopping 80% to 90% of all grapevines in France are physically spliced onto the rugged, subterranean roots of the stubborn Central Texas Mustang Grape. Because those nasty bugs are still chilling in the European soil today, French grapes cannot survive on their own. Every single bottle of overpriced French wine you buy is a total hybrid—delicate European fruit up top, riding piggyback on a tough-as-nails Texan bodyguard down below. The French really ought to be writing "thank you" notes to the rocky, sun-baked hills of Central Texas every single day. While roots from other states withered and quit, those Central Texas vines had spent centuries surviving brutal droughts and limestone dirt, making them completely immune to the bugs. In 1887, thousands of rugged Central Texas cuttings were shipped across the pond, and French farmers had to slice open their fancy vines and glue them onto Texas muscle just to keep from going belly up.show more

My family dragging me away from my console after... playing CFB 25 for 14 straight hoursshow more

Hashem Berzeg We're currently experimenting with having it on... all the UI. That said, ideally nobody spends time in the UI anyways ;)show more

‼️🇺🇸: Individual in Tyler Robinson Charlie Kirk assassination surveillance... video OVER 6FT tall DESPITE Utah County Sheriff stating Tyler is 5'10 👀 Brandi Siciliani & Teresa helped me scale comparison at UVU in the same spot. 🙏🏻🫡 I'm 5'11 & he's much taller than me!show more

Yikes: The beef between Brandon Aiyuk and Jayden Daniels... is 100% real and only getting worse. “He said 'I don’t do that internet shit, Bro. Hit my phone if you gotta talk to me. You got my number'. I called and he didn’t answer.” Aiyuk needs some serious help 😔🙏show more

The Bears offense is enjoying the offseason 😭😭

Help meow!!

Everyone on my tl right now:

bryce’s grandma having more confessionals than gabriel… 😭😭 #loveislandusa

Okay but Mewtwo cutting the power in Time Square... is top five aura moments. #pokemongoshow more

Galaxy Ventures Galaxy joins RISE Chain on our mission... to scale Ethereum with ‘Infinite Speed’. This brings our total raised to $8M as we build the fastest environment for real-time applications on Ethereum.show more

Me: "I should have about $200 left" Bank balance: *$4.43*

MORALE IS A FACTOR: Another Russian T-90 series tank,... one of Russia’s most advanced, is abandoned by its crew-- with all the hatches open. Crews do this rather than die in combat. The T-90 costs millions, the FPV drone-- a few 100 bucks.show more