HELLO DOCTOR…. I’VE GOT A CRONER AND IT WONT... GO DOWN!!!!show more

“and I’ve got on a pair of slutty little... shorts let’s go” OH HE KNOWSshow more

And it went down 📉 down 📉 down📉 and... the flames 🔥 got higher 🎶 Hello Rusia 🇷🇺👋😃 Welcome to BLYAT WEDNESDAY! 🤣👌🚨🇷🇺📉👀 #RussiaIsCollapsing #RussianBankCollapse #BlyatWednesdayshow more

Porsha got married, Cynthia and Kim Zolciak got divorced,... Nene dating a married man, Phaedra dating a doctor and none of it will be on RHOAshow more

Good morning and happy Thursday you lovely lovely people!... Now today I’ve got a suit on, I’m on the way into the city for meetings. Go and give it 110% and absolutely smash it. Bosh❤️show more

Any girl with six packs got it from a... doctor 😅show more

Depending on how blitzed out hεεsευng looks coming out... of the αfterparty, I’ve got a deranged idea to go with it 👀show more

Bit of a BOOKISH NEWSFLASH for you… For the... last five years I’ve been researching and writing a book I’ve poured everything I’ve got in to it, and then some It is about this insanely beautiful place… and the people who live and work in itshow more

Christy Clark: "If this should succeed, Danielle Smith will... go down as probably the worst premier Canada has ever had. If it fails, she'll go down as someone who got lucky and got out of there with their skin intact and certainly still isn't qualified to be the premier of a province."show more

hello i'd like to report a bug?? ive been... stuck in constance's trial for 20 hours now and she wont stop doing this???show more

I’ve done it 🤣 and got dragged on this... app for it lolshow more

GOT THE FIRST DOWN AND SPIKED WITH ONE SECOND... TO GO OMGshow more

I’ve got a fat ass and a big heart

Bad news. Drove the el camino to work for... the first time and it wont start. As a #carguy i can confirm its got plenty of gasshow more

I’ve had this idea in my head for a... while and I finally got around to it lolshow more