her: you better not be prototype guy when i... get there me:show more

her: ‘you better not still be Argentinian dancing on... the terrace when I get there’ me:show more

her: you better not be fluffy fat seal trying... to eat grass when i get there... me:show more

him: you better not be safe when i get... there! me asf:show more

him: you better not be Freaky Floyd on Valentines... when i get there. me asf:show more

“You better not be Bob Dylan during the We... Are The World recording when I get there.” Me:show more

“you better not be mika cosplaying as andy with... a voice changer when i get there” me asf:show more

"You better not be Kinger shaking ass when I... get there" My ass:show more

babe you better not be dressed up as Saddam... Hussein when I get thereshow more

"you better not be the best transition in HADES... when I get there" My shady ass:show more

you better not be making a dedicated video tab... when I get home me:show more

Her: you better not be out there entertaining these... h**s Me out there:show more

you better not be strutting around topless pretending to... be Freddie Mercury in front of some pensioners round the back where the bins are when I get home!!!! me :show more

My wife: you better not be entertaining these h**s... out there. Me out there:show more

You and your mates better not be decked out... in 70’s suits air humping to Cilla Black when I get home!!!! Me and my mates :show more

Trump: I’m glad Jessica is not there. I think... the show would be better without her. It would be a lot better.show more

I hope this Russian guy did not get to... KMTC, there those nursing students can be very generous, I mean too generousshow more

“You better not be isopod” Me:

Soft/gentle guy vs manly guy Soft guy: Did you... sleep well? You must be tired. Faster washed up and get to work Manly guy: Theres coffee with breakfast there. Eat or not, it’s up to youshow more

you better not be spinning around 10 ft in... the air on a pole inserted in your arse banging your head with a bin lid on a building site when I get home!!! me :show more