him: you better not be safe when i get... there! me asf:show more

him: you better not be Freaky Floyd on Valentines... when i get there. me asf:show more

“you better not be mika cosplaying as andy with... a voice changer when i get there” me asf:show more

her: you better not be prototype guy when i... get there me:show more

him: you better not be feeding sombr ending leaves... to the addison rae turtles when i get there. me af as fuck:show more

her: ‘you better not still be Argentinian dancing on... the terrace when I get there’ me:show more

her: you better not be fluffy fat seal trying... to eat grass when i get there... me:show more

"You better not be Kinger shaking ass when I... get there" My ass:show more

babe you better not be dressed up as Saddam... Hussein when I get thereshow more

"you better not be the best transition in HADES... when I get there" My shady ass:show more

you better not be making a dedicated video tab... when I get home me:show more

“you better not be trent reznor spinning in the... air when i get home” me:show more

them: you better not be dancing to marks of... the evil one when i get there my whimsical ass:show more

“you better not me kendrick lamar stepping to kiss... later by loona’s yeojin when i get back” me:show more

"Babe I’m coming over. You better not be a... silly little puppy with no attention span" Me asf:show more

you better not be strutting around topless pretending to... be Freddie Mercury in front of some pensioners round the back where the bins are when I get home!!!! me :show more

You and your mates better not be decked out... in 70’s suits air humping to Cilla Black when I get home!!!! Me and my mates :show more

“you still got me!” “we’re not there yet” GET... HIM LEAHSNKSSKLSshow more

i turn into a super ponk when i get... some liquor in me😭😭 happy pride cause yall gay and stuff (not me though yall be safe💋)show more

Dinner better be ready when I get home

“You better not be isopod” Me: