"How was the holiday?" "Ah, it was ok."

PRESIDENT TRUMP: "Chicago recently had one deal where they... had 11 murders in one weekend. They said, 'Well, yeah, but it was a holiday weekend.' They actually told me that was the reason. Like it was OK because it was a holiday. It was Labor Day! These people are the worst."show more

Not sure how impressed someone was at being taken... in the gym on holiday 😂🤪show more

Ok maybe rewriting the terminal 5 times was actually... worth it.show more

Rob Smith He said it was OK.

”Imagine if it was a women” OK

🐰: *finished playing ‘poppy playtime’ 🐰: ah, it was... hard 🐰: aaaah 🐰: it was hardshow more

*after 🐼🐈‍⬛ troublemaker* 🐶 hey ricky-yah, no but ricky-yah,... why were you looking at my reaction midway? x2 🐼 no that wasn’t looking for a reaction, it was kind of like ‘how is it? was i sexy?’ 🐶 ah, so that’s what it was, ah, okay, okay !,&2£;&(&:show more

Ok but i thought it was frowned upon to... eat in the pool???show more

If this was MJ they would've made it a... national holidayshow more

just so everyone can see how it was and... how terrible the movie experience wasshow more

bro said “tonight” & it was daytime ah video

the fact that shes immediately apologized cuz she assumed... it was her fault & senku told her it was not do u think im okshow more

“how was your weekend?” me: it was fun meanwhile... this was me throughout the weekendshow more