I didn't DEFECT, I just LEFT...... Define a MORON... without saying it.show more

she could’ve left without saying anything or denying it... BUT SHE SAID “I DONT KNOW”show more

I didn't even turn the sound on, no clue... what he's saying, I just downloaded it immediatelyshow more

Rutte tries the "how to imply Kaja Kallas is... a moron without making it obvious she is a moron" challenge. Difficulty: impossible.show more

He didn't take it seriously. He fell into a... trap; if I had left the state entirely, I would have done so.show more

i didn't know men with glasses are so attractive... or maybe i just noticed it? 🙈 was so clumsy i didn't even know it went through ~oh lol hehe, just a day in the mall 💜show more

Could you imagine Abe Lincoln, George Washington or any... other president ever saying this? "One year ago this summer I signed landmark legislation known as the Genius Act. I named it after myself, I didn't want anyone to, I didn't want to use my name so I just called it the Genius Act."show more

Her look says a million things without saying a... word.🖤💫😜 I just love her expressions.🫶🥰show more

I left a box outside for cats to take... shelter but I didn't expect thisshow more

With heavy heart, I must tell you that Marjorie... Morningstar left us. She was 33yo. Quite honestly, I think she just didn't want to be without her soulmate, Violet, who passed a few weeks ago. Their bond ran deeper than I can find the words to describe.show more

OHHH WITHOUT A DOUBT THE PAPS DESERVE IT AND... I DONT WANNA HEAR YALL BITCHES SAYING HES ANYTHINGshow more

wth i didn't catch caleb saying this

my manager just called saying i missed a 5am-10am... shift when i thought it was 5pm-10pmshow more

Was gonna put Kane saying Suck It in a... short I was editing, but it didn't fit. Now it's stuck in my headshow more

I walked down an airport VIP walkway, got into... a Lambo, and drove off. But, it didn't fit the vibe of the heist. So, I just prompted the video. Without needing hours of editing or thousands in fees. Here's how I did it with just words. No editor needed. Original below. 🧵show more

"Elon Musk recently invented flying cars; we did it... 5,000 years ago." I felt ashamed just hearing it, but Ranbir didn't feel any shame saying all this. 😭😭😭show more

People keep saying I look like Carrie Underwood and... I just don’t see it!show more