I don’t have any Plan B

Jeremy Corbyn is asked ‘You don’t have any plan... to protest against grooming gangs?’ Silence…show more

No, I don’t have any sharam.

“I don’t have any friends left” is heartbreaking

always have a plan b

I don’t have any idea! Who’s a math brain 🧠?

I don’t have any chopsticks or any cutlery. But... I already cooked the noodles, so I improvise don’t worry, it is new! I just open the hair brush from its plastic!show more

i don’t even have any more words to express... my emotions anymoreshow more

… wow. Does anyone have any words for this... cause I sure don’t.show more

That’s 2017 + Using a Nicki bar to drag... a barb, don’t Chalmydia B have any bars to use for dragging? 😹show more

Manager caught you sleeping but you have plan B

I don’t have any faves. I’m not in any... fandoms. I do not care for that language. I am an adult and I AM TIRED.show more

I don't swallow plan B i swallow the 🥜

I have a plan, The plan:

Reporter: “Do you have any plans to speak with... Mr. Musk?” President Trump: “No I don’t have any plans… No I’m not even thinking about that.”show more

Radiologist: Have they had any previous scans? Clinician: Erm... no I don’t think so Radiologist:show more

do you have any idea exciting plan for this week?

“Future? That means you’re about to have the 4.... I didn't plan any of this shit. I already have my BBL set up.” Rihanna is so real 😭show more