I don’t have TIME for a real job, Carol!

“i think their love for carol is real and... their love for you is not” rhea a hopeless carol/hive romantic at heartshow more

President Trump: “I believe in paying, but when someone... does a stupid job, don’t pay the bastard.” I agree. Trump was so real for this!show more

just found out work has been canceled all week... (i don’t have a job)show more

ariana grande I have a job for you...

I have a job for your tongue 🩶

👤: their dream, i think, is something personal. but... you’re saying you don’t have anything right now for them, on that front? 🐰: actually, i might never have anything. because i don’t keep memories in my brain for a long time. i forget things a lot, so … you know how computers have hard drives? i don’t think i have a lot of disk space.show more

I don’t have a wife because every time I... meet a girl Mossad does thisshow more

When I see that one bro that quit crypto... for a real job:show more

POV: I got a real job

I am looking for a real job. Any recommendations?... DM me on Instagram: qoqsik1show more

“i don’t have to wanna sleep with everyone i... have feelings for, and i don’t have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with” THIS IS INSANE? I LITERALLY HAD TO STOP THE SHOW FOR A MOMENT BC WTFshow more

Momchua thinks I need a real job

Rewatching 30 Rock for the first time since I... got a real job in entertainment and it's unfortunately gone from a comedy into a horror show based on my own lifeshow more

"i don’t have to sleep with everyone i have... feelings for and i don’t have to have feelings for everyone i sleep with ." . ݁₊ . ๋࣭ ✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧show more

We don’t have time for spankings today

I don’t even have a caption for this honestly

They said don’t quit your day job… I don’t... have one 🧽🍕 #SpongeBob #Cosplay #VoiceActing #ComedyTikTok #AnimeCreator #ForYou #FYPshow more