I don’t post much. But when I do, it’s... for a reason.show more

***Leaked White House Video*** Trump to MAGA pastors: “It’s... great to have people I like for a change. A lot of people I don’t like at all. I do my best in front of people I don’t like but it’s much harder.”show more

Girls who don’t show love as much but when... they do it’s a 10/10 performanceshow more

👤: how come you run away when you see... p’tee but get closer when it’s p’por?? 👶🏻: i don’t know i don’t know~ 🐻‍❄️: 😆 do you think the gmmtv mascots know how much tee terrorizes the dmd mascotsshow more

yall don’t believe i got this much ass, but... i do 🤷🏻‍♀️show more

“Bag a bbl demon” dunno maybe it’s just me... but I don’t find this funny and for whatever reason, this kid shouldn’t be…🤐show more

I don’t often play pop edits but when I do

BREAKING: USDA Advisor Dr. Ben Carson: I love it... when people say, ‘I don’t really eat that much. I just have a gland problem’…They do have a gland problem — it’s the salivary gland.show more

I don’t get out often, but when I do 😮‍💨🤤

I don’t spend much time on X anymore, but... It’s fairly simple If u want someone who publicly tracks every single bet & isn’t going to pepper u with cheap marketing tactics to churn you into a sub then I am for you I have a 95%+ retention rate for a reason DUCKS FLY TOGETHERshow more

I like to fuck and make money but I... don’t do as much fucking as I should beshow more

I don’t really go out like but when I... do I make Ann appearance it’s CHINNITO out there 🤪 not me… He had his THONG OUT 😏😈 #clubshow more

SHAME on Google Maps As a lake I don’t... have much use for mapping apps except when I verify that Big Ass Lake really does exist. But I will now use a different one.show more

I don’t dress up often but when I do…... #fancy #ootd #getreadywithme #christmasparty #instareelsshow more

I don’t really like to post anything in this... app anymore for some reason #東方project #touhoushow more

“I came when I was like 6 years old.... I don’t really remember too much … it’s not like a Wrigley.” Cade Horton on visiting Busch Stadium as a kid 🤫show more

🐰: i don’t usually get angry at people 🐰:... no so… how should i say this? 🐰: i don’t really like things like that 🐰: but when it’s just me, i do it to myself without any hesitationshow more