“I hurt myself today”

Went so hard I hurt myself😂

Well that hurt. I went to kiss Albert and... nearly knocked myself outshow more

I am feeling myself today

"I hope my ass doesn't hurt after work today."

I wonder what I’m getting myself into today…

I made myself a birthday video for today

so boring today I think I'll get myself arrested

Today is my birthday, I will get no like.... Cz I am too black. I am hurt...show more

I cut my hair today. I’m feeling myself again 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

🧸 i’m a gyeongsang-do man! i only cried back... then because i was in pain, i cried because it hurt, because it hurt! 🐰 want me to make you cry again today?show more

Some days I recognize myself. Some days I don’t... 🪞. Who Am I Today? dropping tomorrow.show more

JESUS, I SURRENDER MYSELF AND FAMILY TO YOU, TAKE... CARE OF EVERYTHING TODAY!show more

I, a 33 year old man, shit myself today... in the gym. o7show more

The cubs cannot hurt me today.

Summer Walker via Instagram Story today listening to „Me,... Myself and I“ by Beyoncé.show more

Today is the last time i have to force... myself to watch the "Bengals"show more

feelin myself today