I know it’s a single pull up and that’s... not that impressive. But to me it’s progress. There would’ve been a time I couldn’t do this.show more

I’ve never been down that chem trail rabbit hole... but hear me out. This is the level of blue sky I grew up with and it’s been missing for a loooong time. I’m at the lake this week and it’s been like this EVERY day. Not a single wisp of white anywhere. The government can stay shut down. I got my sky back.show more

i don’t know how to flex and it’s embarrassing... but this is progress :Dshow more

My progress until now 13.01.2025 It’s been 1 year... since I started working out and it’s getting harder and tougher every week. Not proud but I am not giving up.show more

Is there a word for this? I know it’s... not ‘music’.show more

💬: “Why did you become such a negative young... man?” 🐻: “I know, right… how did I end up like this?” 🐻: “I’ve become a negative young man… But maybe it’s not me who’s negative. maybe it's the world that's negative?” 🐻: “There was a time when I might have been full of dreams and hope too...”show more

*verification video •godessvaleriass that’s me And no it’s not... a wig, I just like to change it up 💕show more

Impressive for a woman I guess, but a guy... would’ve done this in half the time without stopping to balanceshow more

Back in October I was in Busan, Korea where... I thought that I would be introducing another regular screening, but once I got on the stage through a backdoor, I realised that there were thousands of people in the audience. 4.5 thousand in fact. It’s better that I didn’t know this before, because that would’ve been a lot more anxiety inducing. It's hard to get used to this as I'm much more used to being alone in a room, sitting behind a computer screen, but it’s been a fun ride. Flow will be released in Korea on March 19.show more

You know I love a good Offensive Advantage, but... it’s time to end this one.show more

Jungkook: Ah, let's not call it a failure. Because... there could have been ARMY’s name (among the ones I read). It's not a failure, it’s just that I couldn’t find it (Ian)show more

I know if anyone deserves the verbal it’s Pollock... but is there really any need for LBB to scream in his face at this point? Call me a rugby values tosser but you’re 30 up at home and obviously winning, it’s a bit muchshow more

Not often I agree with Dianne Abbot, but I... do on this occasion. “It’s just not possible that Number 10 didn’t know”show more

Actually it’s always been this 💀 they made that... hoodie up in record time I KNOW Jason Derula threw up that morning this droppedshow more

This is crazy!! I was intimidated seeing so many... people 😩 I can’t believe it’s so many people that came to see me.. like yeah I know I’m “Cardi B” and I’ve been doing this for years but it still amazes me every single time. Unbelievable. God how did this happen? ❤️❤️show more

I pull up to the party and it’s time... to shut it down 🤪show more

I hate that weight loss isn’t permanent. 😭 You... have to keep maintaining it. I’ve gained a little weight because my eating habits changed. 🫩 But here’s what gives me peace: I’ve done it before, so I know I can do it again. Progress isn’t erased by a setback. It just means it’s time to get back to the habits that got me there in the first place. 💛show more

👤 Can you handle your alcohol? 🦊 Alcohol? It’s... not bad 👤 Not bad? 🦊 Yeah, not bad. I’m not sure if that really makes sense but the people around me say I do okay 🦊 But when I start working out, I tend to drink a little more. Lately, it’s been a bit more than usualshow more

I’ve used this clip many times, but it’s never... been more apt than in reference to @MizzouFanClub single handedly costing us a natty. All for the sake of fucking CLOUT. I would’ve done an investigation doxxing him, but I think that would lead to serious real life ramifications.show more

Laid up like this, but in public it’s ‘do... I know you?’ 😂show more