I pretend not to understand

bro im not even going to pretend like i... wasnt excessively drooling over this outfitshow more

Meant to post this last night so just pretend... I say happy saturday not friday lolshow more

🐥: i have a feeling i might not even... get hypnotized. what happens if i don't get it? do i have to pretend like i get hypnotized? 👩🏻: i don't think you can pretend it... 🐥: just like... ah~ (pretends cutely) my baby sehun 😭show more

🐹 i don't understand how people can fall asleep... while watching something but then there's jimin 🐻 jimin always does that 🐹 jimin sleeps like this *🐻🐹mimicking jimin's sleeping posture* 🐹 its like hes trying to pretend hes not actually asleepshow more

keeping putting him in harness. I will pretend i'm... not insane about itshow more

Pretend like I know how to wink 🥲

When I pretend to be in the Olympics

i don’t “need” to look beautiful, no i HAVE... TO look beautiful. i’m not vain, you just simply will never understandshow more

Not here to pretend I’m someone I’m not. I’m... 50, curvy, confident, and not afraid to say I’m looking for something casual.show more

Even through a screen, I can feel how easily... I control your seductive little mind. You’re not as in control as you pretend to be, are you?show more

White Women dragging me to Hell while I pretend... to resistshow more

I can’t even pretend to be normal. HIS TUMMY.

don’t pretend you’re not looking

at least i don't pretend to be someone else

I think he did not understand the concept

“I’m not going to pretend that it didn’t happen... because he’s threatening me.”show more

I love how they pretend they’re not the reason... Walmart is becoming a prison commissary.😑show more

Reporter - "What Does Being British Mean To You?"... Migrant - "I don't understand English" They're not British.show more

The Stranger Things Reload Doesn’t Actually Work…. Or… Also... Pretend I have a Carrying Handle like how i had to pretend there was zero plot holes.show more