I pretend not to understand

bro im not even going to pretend like i... wasnt excessively drooling over this outfitshow more

Meant to post this last night so just pretend... I say happy saturday not friday lolshow more

🐥: i have a feeling i might not even... get hypnotized. what happens if i don't get it? do i have to pretend like i get hypnotized? 👩🏻: i don't think you can pretend it... 🐥: just like... ah~ (pretends cutely) my baby sehun 😭show more

🐹 i don't understand how people can fall asleep... while watching something but then there's jimin 🐻 jimin always does that 🐹 jimin sleeps like this *🐻🐹mimicking jimin's sleeping posture* 🐹 its like hes trying to pretend hes not actually asleepshow more

keeping putting him in harness. I will pretend i'm... not insane about itshow more

Pretend like I know how to wink 🥲

When I pretend to be in the Olympics

i don’t “need” to look beautiful, no i HAVE... TO look beautiful. i’m not vain, you just simply will never understandshow more

Even through a screen, I can feel how easily... I control your seductive little mind. You’re not as in control as you pretend to be, are you?show more

don’t pretend you’re not looking

I can’t even pretend to be normal. HIS TUMMY.

at least i don't pretend to be someone else

I think he did not understand the concept

“I’m not going to pretend that it didn’t happen... because he’s threatening me.”show more

I love how they pretend they’re not the reason... Walmart is becoming a prison commissary.😑show more

The Stranger Things Reload Doesn’t Actually Work…. Or… Also... Pretend I have a Carrying Handle like how i had to pretend there was zero plot holes.show more

You did not understand what I said 😂😂