I use my receptionist to screen my FaceTime calls

I miss a few FaceTime calls from my daughter... & wake up to FaceTime voicemails like this 😭🤦🏾‍♂️show more

Hit me up in my inbox FaceTime calls $75... for 15 minutesshow more

router tells me to use my knives, i use... my knivesshow more

i just sniffed my phone screen so hard my... screen protector fell off.. #UFCVegas106show more

i cant see my screen through my tears

i use spoon to eat fufu i use my... hands to praise the Lordshow more

iOS users, share your lock Screen. I need a... bit of inspiration to tweak my look Screenshow more

ngl i licked my screen

I felt that through my screen.

me closing my 17 ao3 tabs before i share... my screenshow more

i need them on my screen ASAP

i think my screen just got pregnant

i need baseball on my screen again .....

After I get a wax, I’m gonna FaceTime you... to show you my 🐱. Wanna see? 👇🏻show more

Me yapping to my sub while we smoke together... via FaceTime (I actually fw him so hard)show more

Me yapping to my sub while we smoke together... via FaceTime (I actually fw him so hard)show more