i was playing around with a casio keyboard from... the 80s sampling random shit with a microphone and it just hit me that i was doing the fucking family guy thingshow more

"it was a bit of a thing on the... internet that 'charles has many side quests and just random side quests' so i was like okay i'll just call this one sidequest, so it makes sense with what the fans are saying about me" 😭😭😭😭show more

video editor just did the funniest thing ever when... i was messing around with itshow more

If the monitor didn't show an alarm, I didn't... know that the cat was playing with the child, and I slept with it when I was tired of playing.show more

shoutout to the time that I was playing with... a dude on DoD that sounds exactly like fucking Paulieshow more

I was playing a guy with the "Shroomed" tag... (ranked 31st in NA) yesterday on ranked, and took the second game. Wasn't really sure it was him, but he immediately runs it back and turns it on lol. Then starts doing this shit last stock and I'm like "yeah it's him" LOL DaJuan McDanielshow more

The music industry intentionally disrupted Black consciousness. Seattle sound?... That was Tina Bell, a Black woman, doing it in the '80s—Kurt Cobain was her roadie! Resist sampling, recreate instead. #BlackMusic #MusicHistoryshow more

Shoutout to E40 Mogul Entrepreneur I was working them... oil refineries in the bay and was fucking with all this man’s genius creations .. one of my favorites being that e.cuarenta 🔥That shit had me take it from a man 🙊 #tequila #litshow more

Cancer Diagnosis. When I was diagnosed with cancer 22... years ago, the first doctor I saw told me there was nothing wrong with me. It was only when I got a second opinion that the cancer was found. In Ashfield, there are around 540 new cancer cases every year. Yet only around 55% of cancers in Ashfield are diagnosed in the early stages. So if in doubt, get checked out, and get a second opinion. It was great to catchup with Cancer Research UK yesterday and see the work they have been doing recently.show more

A bot screwed over some guy by jumping around... and getting in his face while i killed both of them. i would have lost my shit if i was that guy. 💀 "just ignore the bots" they said...show more

I was attacked by a mosquito and it cost... me a microphone 🦟show more

If I was pregnant with a man’s child and... he hit me with the “good to see ya” knee pat I …………………show more

Ngl I remember I was gonna play friendlies with... Jess and she started the match doing this shit and I was so disgusted tooshow more

Kid that Grew Up Across the Street from Me... was Paralyzed for Life doing this Down the Shore with His Grandparents. Hit a SandBar…show more

This has been a hell of a birthday. Last... thing I got was a HANDPAN! I saw a guy playing one a few months ago and I've been obsessed with it since. This is day 1 of learning how to play the handpan.show more

While I can't speak to the writer's intent, I... honestly read Chaos Sonic's first appearance with the reaction mindset of: "I didn't get a great look at what hit me. Literally WHAT WAS THAT THING and is it supposed to look like me?" As opposed to: "A robot copy?! IMPOSSIBLE!!"show more

Was playing around with my nephew and he started... getting a bit too rough about it so I had to cash in on my Unc privileges and lowkey hit him with one of these:show more

Guys I just won $400,000 on !!!!!!!! I was... playing video poker and hit a royal on a $500 bet. What the actual fuck????show more

Anthony Edwards missed his first 5 shots of the... game, but he got hot from there. What motivated him? "I think one of the fans was talking shit on the sidelines. That was about it. I think that was the only thing that got me going."show more