“I will shift your womb”

Heaven baby womb don shift 😂

🇺🇸 Donald Trump: "If I lose, I will shift... to Israel and become their Prime Minister." 🇺🇸 Abdul El-Sayed: "Okay, fair enough. So when are you going to shift to Israel now, after Americans brutally thrashed you? I will pay for your shifting." Bro absolutely cooked Trump.show more

Your dad didnt let you rest in your mother’s womb😭

My womb eviction day, is the day I'm reminding... myself that I cursed this world once, and will continue doing so while I can! BIRTH🍰show more

scraped from your mother’s womb. meat for the machine.

Finishing touches before I start my shift. Are you... ready for your work day?? #cosplayshow more

I don't know who need to hear this but... not every man you date deserve to plant something in your womb.show more

If you survived your own Black Friday shift… You... won’t survive his. Retail broke him. Teardrop will set him free.show more

On Thursday (May 21) morning, there will be a... big traffic shift on northbound I-95 approaching the Golden Glades Interchange. Three right general purpose lanes will shift to the right onto a newly built section starting at NW 144th St The leftmost general purpose lane will turn into an exit only lane to Turnpike and Palmetto Expressway The existing NB I-95 express exit at NW 149th St will also close. This shift will be in place for about a year and is necessary to rebuild the center part of I-95.show more

When your newborn still thinks he’s in the womb 🥹

Its time for your shift 😂

I came out of the womb listening to this song

"I would let my mom choose a temp womb tattoo"

Quick #GodotEngine tip: You can evaluate pieces of code... within your code! The result will replace the evaluated code 🤯 1️⃣ Select some code in the editor 2️⃣ Press Ctrl + Shift + E or Cmd + Shift + E 3️⃣ Profit! #gamedev #indiedevshow more