i would’ve flipped if I wasn’t in the kitchen

If it wasn’t for my two boys, I would’ve... kiIIed myselfshow more

Hey rednecks, I love that stuff too. I used... to own a dirtbike. But I never in a million years would’ve been dumb enough to have flipped it in front of the White House.show more

👤: hello~ 💚: ☺️ 👤: i was at the... back, i wasn’t able to see you getting off 💚: ah really? 👤: if i knew you would come looking this pretty i would’ve went (to the front) 💚: hehehe 😄show more

if she can’t cook like this in the kitchen... i don’t likeshow more

would’ve ended the call if I was him ngl

the screenwriters for hunger games were insane when they... wrote “i would’ve saved myself a lot of suffering if i’d just given that bread to the pig” bc that shit wasn’t even in the bookshow more

I wasn’t sure if I could get in on this...

people stay forgetting euphoria would’ve been bones aftet s1... if she wasn’t in itshow more

21 Savage says that even if he wasn’t a... rapper he would’ve still become a millionaire👀 “I know we would’ve hit a lick for about 500 bricks or something that would’ve just still made me a millionaire”show more

if I was the interviewer I would’ve been like,... should I leave you guys to it or???show more

I’m SO glad we got bloopers of Terror’s Homelander... dream cause I would’ve flipped. These are gold 😂💙show more

No one would’ve believed this if it wasn’t recorded

This is what I would’ve posted if I was Babyface.

Would’ve been special if it wasn’t offside 😲🥵 #UCL

if this wasn’t recorded nobody would’ve believed it happened 😭

If I was Cloud I would’ve asked “what are... we?” 😭show more

This guy must hate Cybertrucks. He must think that... Elon Musk is the devil. If I wasn’t in a good mood today, I would’ve harassed the shit out of him, but I’m feeling good with chill vibes. I pity these people and what knowledge they lack. Elon bad, Tesla bad, Cybertruck bad.show more