If after sorting 250k packages they sprayed carbonated drink... on my mechanical parts while more packages approached me…I would walk the same wayshow more

i would react the same way if i met... niffty in person too sHE IS MY GOAT #hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinspoilersshow more

If I asked you to hold my ladder while... I climbed up it, would you sniff my sweaty feet? I’ve had the same socks on for 2 weeksshow more

Me on my way to buy my daughter more... clothes.. meanwhile I'm wearing the same bra from 2019show more

Mexicans just love South Africans, I hope they would... feel the same way after we beat them next week 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽show more

🇨🇳 Robots are throwing punches, dancing, sorting packages, playing... piano, all happening right now under one roof in Beijing. More than 300 companies showed up to the 2026 World Robot Conference with over 2,000 machines on display. The wild part is how many different jobs they’re already taking on, and how they could be integrated into factories, warehouses, and everyday life. Writer: Valshow more

If a girl looks a me like THAT while... sucking my fingers…. THERE IS NOTHING ON THIS EARTH THAT SHE WOULD ASK ME AND I WOULD NOT GET FOR HER. BABYGIRL I’D WALK ON LAVA WITH NO SHOES FOR YOU 😭 HOMETOWN ROMANCE EP5 #คุณแฟนบ้านนอกEP5show more

oh i would marry someone on the spot if... they did this for meshow more

Doing a toast with the gorilla after it tells... me to drink the blood of my 99 comrades if I want to live 😂show more

Feeling very stylish in my mom shorts but it... got me thinking. Would I get more attention if they were shorter?show more

Graham Platner: “If I had my way, elections would... last two months, they would be publicly funded, and if a billionaire looked at a TV ad the wrong way we’d put ‘em in jail.”show more

I think a lot of us woke up this... morning feeling this way. I knew they hated us, but I honestly thought those people were in the minority. After yesterday, I think the vast majority of them hate us and would do the same thing to us if they thought they could get away with it.show more

Oystergruppenfuhrer Graham Platner: “If I had my way, elections... would last two months, they would be publicly funded, and if a billionaire looked at a TV ad the wrong way we’d put ‘em in jail.”show more

Call me bigoted, but if I run into this... while in the countryside, it would ruin my entire day.show more

Guys I was using a local model on the... plane, the attendant asked me half-joke-half-concerned if I was doing something bad looool No m’lady, just Gemma4 on omlx flying like an 🚁 on my beloved M1 - sorting out my Obsidian trashshow more

Anyone wondering if they’re identical, yes, yes they are,... to the point they both got stuck together in the exact same way 😂🫠 I did obviously rescue them seconds after this video I promise!show more

Sean Strickland says he’d make more money if he... didn’t talk the way he talks "I would make more money if I just shut the f**k up. China would give me more money if I pulled an Izzy or something. Having to go through life like that sounds boring." (Via: Deportes Premiera Fila)show more

This UPS driver and Amazon driver both delivered packages... to the same house at the same time. Before they leave the UPS driver suggests to him that he may want to move the packages to the side so that they won’t have to come out too far. The Amazon driver doesn’t seem too thrilled as he walks away. Some say they would have ignored the UPS driver and others say that’s the problem right there. People also pointed out that UPS makes more money than Amazon drivers, so that could be the difference. Should it matter how much you get paid? Shouldn’t you still do the best job you can? Or, do you think it’s not a big deal and the UPS guy should have minded his own business?show more

Jade Cargill on wanting to be managed by Paul... Heyman. “Listen I would love Paul Heyman to be my manager. If im going that route, if they let me I would love that and I would takeover.” “Oh let it happen guys.”show more

rsa told me if I didn’t cover up the... word sh*t they would take down my booth good thing i got twoshow more