if he could get him pregnant… he WOULD

Queasy says he has trouble making finals and says... if he had someone who could get him to finals they would top 5 👀show more

if ilya heard this he wouldn't get off shane... until he was pregnant actuallyshow more

he only appreciates you when you get pregnant by him

Jalen Brunson says if he could get a shoutout... from any rapper, it would be Drake.show more

Mr. Sheng's impatience got him pregnant. 🫢 Hua Yong... was going to use protection, but Mr. Sheng said forget it. He didn't think he would get pregnant since he's not an Omega. Well, Hua Yong is an Enigma. 🫃🏻 #ABODesireshow more

If the little puppy could talk he would say... get up man, she is my mother not yoursshow more

The dog thought that if he waited in line,... he would get ice cream. The ice cream vendor didn't want to disappoint him.show more

"If this beaver could talk, what would he say? 🦦"

if he a h*e he could get on my... thot list ✔️show more

If he freaked out, she would leave him

Kevin Magnussen: "I guess for Max, leading the championship,... he has to focus on his newest rival and make sure he gets that championship, and if I was him, I would do everything I could do to get it home."show more

If Clayton Kershaw could steal someone's pitch, which one... would he take?show more

I knew he wouldn’t be fast, figured I could... catch him if he started running 👮‍♀️show more

Gosh I love the way Tin hugs Phob. It's... not shy and careful. He literally throws himself at him, tries to get so close that they literally become one. He is just so intense in his love. Never doing anything half way. He would live in his skin if he could.show more

The dog thought that if he waited in line,... he would get some ice cream. The store manager didn't want to disappoint the dog. God bless him!show more

“I’d happily sign for YBNL if i get the... chance to. Olamide is an OG, he put me on even when i wasn’t signed to him, just imagine what he would do if he signs me” — YCEEshow more

The dog thought that if he waited in a... line, he would get ice creamshow more

Hudson Williams was asked if there is someone he... could meet at the Golden Globes whom he would fanboy over. (via thecut) “Mahershala Ali is fucking the dopest actor. I think he’s beautiful to watch, just one of the most stunning actors I’ve ever seen, and if I could just hug him, that would be cool. He looks like he smells good too”show more