if i had legs i’d kick you

‘If I Had Legs I’d Kick You’ star Rose... Byrne, nominated for 'Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Leading Role,' arrives at the 2026 #ActorAwards See all the arrivals:show more

“A nerve-shredding dark comedy” (New Yorker) IF I HAD... LEGS I’D KICK YOU starring Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, and A$AP Rocky is officially a NYT Critic’s Pick and now playing in NY & LA!show more

I’d dress up too if I had this body!

If I had a leash, I’d chew through it... just to crawl back to you. Last February #throwbackshow more

I’d never blink if I had eyes like Sergeant... Milana’s 👀show more

If I were you I’d stare too

I wish i had prettier legs for you🤷🏽🦵

if i had to define “gay panic” i’d just... show this video #zelenashow more

Remember when I hit you with your own phone... and you did nothing? I’d unironically kick your ass Cam Higbyshow more

I’d be praying like this too if I had... to play against Duke’s defense.show more

If I had a teacher like this, I’d be... a pilot by now. 👩‍✈️show more

I don’t blame him. If I had Lyonel Baratheon’s... outfit, I’d be twirling for days too 😭show more

“Astonishing” (IndieWire) “Rose Byrne gives a tour de force... performance" (The Hollywood Reporter) Mary Bronstein's IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU starring Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien and A$AP Rocky is Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 Certified Fresh and now playing in theaters nationwide.show more

Asmongold “Right now, if I had to vote for... somebody, I’d vote for Marco Rubio”show more

If I was you, I’d wanna be me too 💋

TBH this is the first thing I’d say if... I had to get one of these.show more

Would you kick me if I scratched your car? 😫

If Friday had a face, I’d kiss it

i kick you and i bite you and i... kick you and i bite you and i kick you and i bite you and ishow more