If I’d marry, maybe I’d be a tradwife🙏🏻

If burgers grew on trees, I’d be a vegetarian

Maybe i’d give this love thing a chance

If I was Zirkzee, I’d be fuming

If I was a kid I’d be excited and... thankful 🤷🏽‍♀️show more

I’d be cute if I was pregnant 🫃🏽

If Extreme Fattening was a sport I’d still be... an athlete. 🐷show more

If I had a teacher like this, I’d be... a pilot by now. 👩‍✈️show more

i’d be lying if i said this wasn’t funny

If joy was a language, I’d be fluent today..Have... an awesome day😍show more

I’d be throwing hands if someone did this to... my team in a cup finalshow more

i’d be dying of jealousy too if my replacement... had a waist like that 😭show more

If only I knew a time would come when... I’d be watching shit like this.show more

I’d be so pissed if someone scored on me... and celebrated on a throne 😭show more

Yeah, I’d be doing this shit too if I... had thisshow more

This is real. They’re grifting off of a corpse.... I’d be pissed if I was MAGA.show more

I’d be lying if I say I have recovered... from this 💔show more