If it's brown, get down. If it's black, give... it a little smoochie-pooshow more

Man defends his dog from a bear... If it's... black, fight back If it's brown, lay down If it's white, good nightshow more

"If it's brown, it goes down" goes hard

If black, fight back If brown, lay down If... white, good nightshow more

Billionaire oligarch Jamie Dimon on Trump's tariffs causing higher... prices: If it's a little inflationary but it's good for national security, so be it. I mean, get over it.show more

"Even if I want to give my father a... Kota, I won't give him. Even if it's here. Let's go, more goals"show more

Every try to catch a falling knife? 🔪 How... about grab a trimmer blades like it's a handle while it's running? 👀 If only there was a black ergonomic handle already on it. If only... #darwin #lessons #FAFO #gardeningshow more

Don't give me "it's so easy" if you don't... have a legacy motherboardshow more

If it's like this, washing dishes will feel a... little easier and faster, right?show more

"You can't give US a dream if it's OUR... anyway" He changed the lyrics 😭show more

if I'd rate it, it's a 10 out of 10

Trump: Now, If I don't get elected, it's gonna... be a bloodbath. It's going to be a bloodbath for the country.show more

It's always a competition.. even if you don't realise it.

If it's halal, it's not a full English 👎

Just last night on Stephen Colbert, Gavin Newsom had... this to say about his rhetoric regarding ICE: "People ask, 'Well, is it authoritarianism? You're being hyperbolic.' Bullsh*t we're being hyperbolic. If you're a black and brown community, it's here."show more

The Dundee penalty shout. If it's a dive why... the fuck would yogane go down.show more

What would you do if a bird did a... poo on your car? Get tour tickets:show more

If it's not a confession, it won't appear on... the timeline.show more