"if you eat this white thing while making chicken... sounds it will give you nicki minaj ending powers" me asf:show more

“Nicki Minaj is just a phase, you will grow... out of it" me at 65 :show more

"If you balance this 4 chicken while dancing I... will grant you thick thigh pussy salad"show more

"you should’ve worn that blonde wig" "it made me... look like nicki minaj" "YOU WISH" 😭😭😭show more

if i give you this. what will you do... with it ?show more

“eat, food will give you energy.” me after eating:

DIRECTOR OF BIOETHICS AT NYU: "People eat too much... meat… There’s this thing called the Lone Star tick, where if it bites you, you will become allergic to meat…" "That’s something we can do through human engineering." This sounds like bioterrorism dressed up as bioethics.show more

“& if you still support Nicki Minaj after all... she said ima unfollow you, JUST DO IT THEN BITCH” 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾show more

This lake will literally kill you if you give... it the opportunity ☠️show more

“prabowo will die if you sing for him!” me asf:

''Eat your pizza while showing your massive Sombr if... you will end BTS tommorow'' Me as fuck:show more

If she gives you ice cream, will you eat it?🤗

If you remember this, you are my tribe. If... I don’t follow you, give me a shout and I will #70sshow more

🍂 Will you eat this? *point the food* 🌟... no 🍂 Will you eat this? 🌟 no 🍂 Will you eat this? *point himself* 🌟 i'll eat it! 😳😲 🍂 wow! OKAAAY LET HUANGXING EAT YOU QIU DINGJIE 😭☝🏻🔥❤️ #XingQiushow more

If I give you this look... will you turn... off the Ps5 & turn ME over?🙈show more

If your wife made you this, would you eat it?