I’m a Kaiju, not your emotional support lizard 😤🦎

🦖 Tap to pause. 🦕 Find your lizard. 🦎... Become your lizard.show more

it’s actually a lizard, baby 🦎🛎️

Even these lizard 🦎 lovin liberals can't come up... with a reason not to buy $SEAL! 💸🦭🇺🇸 #MAGA #USA #Trump #PresidentialDebateshow more

When your emotional support dog also needs emotional support..🐕🐾❤️

Get ready to meet your 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐁𝐮𝐝𝐝𝐲! 🦎🥚 Collect... flies to grow the lizard with your friends 👯‍♀️ Head over now to welcome your new companion with your friends! --->show more

all lizards go to heaven!!! 🦎☁️ an 11-track album... abt being gay, evil, and a lizard OUT NOWshow more

🐐🦎 The Mother Goat Drives Away the Monitor Lizard... Tension near the rocks… A sudden threat appears… And instinct takes over.show more

My Dokuzu cover is LIVE! Thank you so much... for your support! 🦎💜show more

POV: you’re your golden retriever’s emotional support hooman

“yeah, i’m being emotional, why not? I can be... emotional too, won’t deny that.”show more

I support him because I’m not a bigot.

I’m not a “Nazi” because I support Trump. I’m... not a “murderer” because I support our 2nd Amendment. I’m not a “racist” because I agreed with Charlie Kirk. I’m not a “bigot” because I want illegals deported. You can’t rewrite who I am just because you disagree with me.show more

Modo should win this year; he would be the... first lizard, a crazy character in an adorable way, to make the husbando list. Modo is icon 🦎💚show more

Just now seeing Stowers pour water on Norby during... his postgame interview… I’m not emotional… you’re emotional…show more

Brian Albert as to why he’s didn’t come outside... to save John’s life. “I’m not a Canton Police Officer, I’m a Boston Police Officer” Excuse me??? You’re a FIRST RESPONDER!!!!😤🤬😤 #KarenReadshow more

I’m a CAT and NOTHING ELSE 😤😤

❌Patriots I’m Pissed off so these people where not... paying for anything while electricity is so expensive? Read that caption 😤😤😤😤show more

Emotional support Canadian dogs have a tip- have a snack.

Stop scrolling loser. I’m not AI, I’m not a... catfish, and I’m very real. I’m going to be your wallets worst nightmare. I want ALL of your money simps.show more

A doddering Trump struggles to read off his emotional... support paper outside the courthouse: “He could not have intentionally fuh—uh... flouted...”show more