I’m drunk and I called 3 🥷 no one... picked up lolshow more

Just picked up My phone and recorded this LOL

y’all are giving her a pass for…drunk driving? DRUNK.... DRIVING?! Idc who you are, but I have zero tolerance for that. I’m glad her and no one was hurt.show more

I bought a PS5 Pro this week after a... rather fortuitous month, and I think it’s quite good. Grabbed it before the price hike and kept it quiet because Twitter has NOT been normal about these things lately lol. The visual clarity on Yōtei is lovely and I’m glad I picked one up.show more

Guess I’m officially unc status because no one knew... who I was at dreamcon lolshow more

Kentucky just picked up 3 techs on one possession 😳

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement I’m honestly not sure... which one I like more lolshow more

I’m 41 years old and i had 3 hours... of sleep last night. I left my house at 7:27am and I’m still not home. I need an intervention lolshow more

“this is called i’m him” LMAOOO how drunk is she😭😭

Student of the game, I’m just ahead of my... class I’m that 🥷, but I never got my head up my assshow more

That one time I tried to dress up as... cult of the lamb and ended up looking like a drunk moogle insteadshow more

"I’m glad I picked up, you’re right. I’m going... to the ring now, and I’m gonna fix it." - Randy Orton RANDY ORTON ONCE AGAIN TALKING TO SOMEONE ON THE PHONE 👀 #SmackDownshow more

changbin once called chan while he was drunk to... tell him he loves him?? 😭 🐷🐰i’m gonna tell chan i love him… chan i really love you 🐺 im literally sleeping right now 🐷🐰 i really love you, i’m sorry for waking you upshow more

I swear I think I’m sexy asf when I’m... drunk 😭🤭show more