im happy they invented water that can kill you

China has finally invented shoes that can float on... water. We can finally walk on water like Jesus.show more

🇮🇳 Meanwhile in India “There’s water under there in... that river - water that will probably kill you”show more

kill me. FUCKING KILL ME IM BEGGING YOU

"CAN I PET THAT DOG!?" That bear will kill... you, mate!show more

#fionnaandcake why don’t they just kill simon petrikov im serious

You can tell he needed that water💀

BUT DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT THEY CAN WALK THROUGH... NEW YORK HOLDING HANDS AND KISSING EACH OTHER AND IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER IF ANYONE SEES THEM ALEX BABY YOU GOT WHAT YOU WHAT YOU WANTED IT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU 😭😭😭show more

Indians invented an entire "festival" just so they can... molest women.show more

"to you im just mandu that drinks sparkling water... under air conditioner” jennie to lisa😭show more

“Is there anything that could kill you?” “Like a... glass of milk” “Glass of water?” “MILK” “Water??” “Killer milk” “Emma wants milk” I swear this trio 😭show more

OH IM TELLING YOU THEY DEFINITELY SAW THAT TWEET YALL

👤: i want you to be happy no matter... what and i will support you. 🌙: thankyou that means a lot, im here for you too so- im always here for you too, so don’t forget that. you can see how genuine aeri is when she talks to op she’s such a sweet angel :(show more

At this point, I am convinced that they invented... the sucker punch.show more

The bicycle invented in England in 1965 rides on water

It's not likely that squirrels 🐿️ are going to... kill you But you can never be sure 🔪show more

They say they invented everything.

SANTA IM SO PROUD OF YOU... IM SO PROUD... THAT YOU CAN FINALLY PERFORM ON STAGE WITH ANY SONGS THAT YOU LIKE 🥺❤️ JASPER SHINE ON GOTCHAPOP4 #GOTCHAPOP4xJASPERshow more

I got bath water that you can soak in... things I can do wit lotion 🧴 😮‍💨show more