“I’m not drinking tonight” Me 2 hours later:

“I’m not drinking tonight” Me at 2:30 AM:

Me: "I'm not drinking tonight" 8 tequilas later:

12 hours later and i’m still not over the... Portugal gameshow more

lisa: ‘im not gonna cry, i’m not gonna cry!’... a few hours later: 🤣show more

“These edibles ain’t shit!” Me 2 hours later to... the CVS cashier:show more

Nearly 24 hours later and I’m still on Cloud Nine.

"i’m not jealous of my friend at all" also... me 5 seconds later:show more

things got spicy 2 hours later 🌶️

Me. Still. 7 hours later. #Raiders

"Babe, I swear I'll only have 2 or 3... beers" 2 hours later:show more

Indian pilots on their way for Operation Sindoor 2... hours later :show more

2 hours later… Clean kitchen ✔️ Meal prep for... the week ✔️show more

Those 2 hours on that stage tonight in Wales... are the greatest 2 hours I’ve ever felt in my life. Cardiff. Wow.show more

ABC & NBC will NOT STREAM Trump's Primetime ELECTION... SPEECH later tonightshow more