"I'm probably not gonna think about another man while... I'm in bed" 😂😂 An all-time answer from Mookie Bettsshow more

I'm in tears man 😂😂

I'm gonna try that trick, but i must not... be snoring 😂😂😂show more

Q: "What did Josh do to you yesterday?" Jalen... Brunson: "Nothing. I don't want to talk about it. I'm really not talking about it. He can go F––he's just a…he's a f**king a**hole man. I'm sorry. I'm sorry" 😂😂😂😂show more

"i'm not gonna spank you, idg why youre lying"... SOL DRAG HIM AGAIN 😂😂😂😂😂 #loveislandusashow more

Probably husband and wife as humans in their past... life. Wife still digging their past, "oh you think I'm done just because we're birds now?!" 😂😂😂show more

I DID IT AGAIN!!!! BUT THIS TIME IN AN... OFFLINE TOURNAMENT. I'M TO COLD 🥶🥶🥶 😂😂😂show more

"I'm not gonna go on vacation to just stay... in bed all day" SHIT I AM 😭😭😭😭show more

"I'm not leaving my man for cheating once" Baby... girl, four times???😂😂show more

Sorry, I'm not sorry for watching this ten times... and laughing each time.😂😂😂show more

Steelers Donte Jackson ROASTED the Panthers when asked about... it being a trap game: "I played in Carolina for a long time. I'm not familiar with trap games." 😂😂😂show more

i think "I'm just gonna put my foot on... the floor and I'm not lifting til I see God or the checkered flag" is the hardest quote of all timeshow more

"I'm gonna give you one certainty today, he ain't... gonna win the best dressed competition" 😂😂😂 This Aintree classic kills me every time I watch it.show more

"After playing so much Marathon I'm like not nervous... at all about being shot on here" Jev's most valid take while playing Warzone Blackout 2😂show more

Tried this tattoo sock on and I don't think... I'm gonna need real ones...😂😭show more

I'm not sure if this was worth a championship... but kudos to Coach Taylor for honoring his promise......"If y'all win you can shave my head anyway you want"😂😂😂 I don't think I'm gonna trust 13 year olds with my hair😳show more

Mallory hangs up the macaroni art Melody made for... her in her bedroom pod: "I'm not gonna get too comfortable cuz I'm probably gonna win HOH soooo" #BB28 #BBBitezshow more

🇮🇱: Maybe you think you're in Malmo; You're not... in Malmo, my friend. Okay? 🇸🇪Young Man: You maybe think you're in Israel? 🇮🇱: I'm in Israel. 🇸🇪Young Man: You're in Palestine. Priceless answer🔥show more

"if i see cillian murphy, i'm probably gonna leave... the party. probably gonna leave with him... i'm not going to leave with him, i'm just going to leave at the same time as him, so i can see where he lives. so i can follow his car" she's so realshow more