Is it just me who prefers a situationship😂

Ex situationship just texted me after 2.5 years

“If you’re okay with it I’m new to this... you’re saying you don’t want a situationship. But the situation is I’ve never felt something like this it was fireworks the moment we kissed. And I know it might seem like a love bomb but there’s too much here to just move on. A chance with you is something I just can’t miss. Let’s take a shot at a little situationship”Pre-save my new single “Situationship” ! Releases Aug 12 right at midnight!show more

“When you ask Novak Djokovic who he prefers between... PSG and Inter” 😅❤️ He is smart 😂show more

who said a present needs to come with a... price tag?show more

I told him I want to lose weight but... he prefers me thick 🥰😂😂😂show more

🫶 thank you men who give us marked 🐅... older women a chance 💕show more

Real porn doesn’t do it for you anymore, does... it? 🙄🙄 But a brat sticking her socks in your face and calling you a loser does?? 😂😂😂 The best part is… you’d even pay me for this free video just to feel something… Get more pathetic for me! It just makes me richer 😂😂show more

“For me, I like to know they need me...... I can't have a situationship, I need a ‘we're gonna die together’ ship” oh my shaylaaa 😂❤️show more

Is it just me, or is Joe getting taller?... Is that even Joe? 😂show more

"H is a partner who is always behind me."... #BackSeatHarry 😂show more

Flappy just made me a bag. Who wants a... Birkin? Hit my DMs… 😂show more

finally someone gives me a break

Anyone else here who can relate or is it... just me? 😬show more

Anyone else wanna do this every time a liberal... opens their mouth? Or is it just me?😂show more

Wait, is that who we think it is? 😂... (meme by NautPoso 🇮🇪☘️ and me)show more

Guess who she prefers

they called it a maxi dress and i just... want to know who exactly they had in mind when they named it that 😭 on me this is a midi. maybe. i put it on with so much hope and it hit me at the knee and i just stood there in the dressing room having a moment 😂 tall girl fashionshow more

Or, and hear me out, you can just cut... it like a normal person. How is this supposed to be a life-changing hack? 😂😂show more

seriously, is there anyone who actually prefers perfect fit... sleeves over regular ones?show more

send me a ❤️ if you could last longer... than 5 minutes 🫣show more