It’s my fault for having a phone honestly

*Opens Instagram* No, it's definitely my fault for having... a phone.show more

It’s my fault for having eyes

That’s my fault for having faith

okay maybe it’s my fault for eating so much... but I’m a big girl can you blame me for having gas 😭😭 #tallwomen #giantess #sizetwitter #tallgirlsshow more

It’s lyfts fault for my antics

“It’s the refs fault” “It’s the defense’s fault” “It’s... the receiver’s fault” “It’s the guard’s fault for not recovering your own reckless fumble” Stuff like thatshow more

I've been using StarDesk StarDesk myself, and honestly, the... performance is really good. 👀 It’s been useful for things like checking on renders from my phone without having to sit at my desk. And the best part? It’s free. I downloaded it here 👇 If that sounds useful to you, definitely worth a shot. #StarDesk #RemoteDesktop #AITools #Productivity #AIshow more

It’s not my fault😉

When it’s someone else’s fault, like Brexit, it’s a... recession. When it’s Mark Carney’s fault it’s “uneven data.” This guy is a weasel. Incompetent. Full of excuses. Never to blame for anything.show more

It’s not my fault I’m hot

Shieeet, it’s not my fault 😂

WATCH: So… You having no job is.. The republicans... fault ? Senate GOP fault ? Rand Paul fault? Tom Cotton fault ? Karoline Leavitt fault? Megyn Kelly fault ? Stop blaming the Republican. Thank a Republican Oh, and Trump made Ozempic cheaper for you. GET A JOB!show more

joseph vigilante it’s not my fault it’s that fat 🤣

It’s not my fault I’m hot 🥵

It’s not my fault she has several eyes

New phone mount for my car 💕 it’s the... little things 🤣show more

🍀: actually, my job is (censored) 🐰: oh~ 😲... 🍀: these days, i have lots to do and i’m so busy, that i’m honestly having a hard time 🐰: 🥺 🍀: do you perhaps have anything to say to those who are like me, having a hard time these days? 🐰: ✍️🏻 “if it’s hard, it’s perfectly okay to pause for a while too”show more