It’s not a surprise you’re addicted.

It’s not normal to… 🐷 call yourself a paypig... 💳 want to be a human ATM 💰 send girls money online 💕 get “addicted” to findom But you’re not normal, are you?show more

Don’t you hate it when you think you bought... a luxury car and surprise, surprise, it’s not a luxury car?show more

England in 2026. It’s not a surprise many Brits... want to get out, it’s completely unrecognisable.show more

i‘m so addicted to hongjoongs "purr" it’s not funny anymore

If you’re not getting a good lift on a... ripping pass, it’s not really worth it!show more

Paolo Banchero to a fan who asked him to... score 2 more points: “You’re betting on preseason bro? You’re addicted. It’s preseason bro, relax.” (Via kashfl00w/TT, h/t MrBuckBuck)show more

It’s ok , I know you’re addicted to jerking... off to my feet I get it 💖🦶🏻show more

How many times have you sworn “this is the... last one”? Told yourself it’s just a phase, right before you spiraled harder 🔥 How many times have you deactivated, only to come crawling back to me? You’re not quitting. You’re addicted ruin. Findom paypig manscamshow more

It’s not unsafe if you’re strong

SURPRISE! Elizabeth Day recorded a very special bonus episode... with one of the greatest rugby players of all time, Dan Carter: and it’s absolutely a must-listen, whether you’re a rugby fan or not! Listen now 👉 #howtofail #howtofailpodshow more

It’s not unsafe if you’re strong 🙄

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sometimes i forget it’s not only a surprise song... for us but also for them 😭😭😭show more

“it’s big, happy, pop and you’re clearly in love,... it’s kinda gross” “NO IT’S NOT. NO. IT’S. NOT” OMG I LOVE HER 😭show more

You’re addicted to WHAT!? 😅

“It’s not over til you’re dead.” Jennifer Coolidge #CriticsChoiceAwards

One glance and you’re addicted 💋