I've been dying for a honed in, methodical, over... obsessive about winning head coach for the Chicago Bears for as long as I can remember. It's why I wanted Jim Harbaugh so badly, but man, everything is pointing at Ben Johnson being THAT guy.show more

This is crazy American worker “I've been working in... Chicago for a while now. I've only heard stories of the wooden water mains, but today I finally found one” “Check that out. All wood crazy” Chicago has had public water delivered by wooden water mains…. These mains have been being slowly decommissioned and replaced with modern ones, some just being replaced as early as 2020show more

"I'm voting for Russell, because I've been waiting to... take him down for thirty days. Thirty days too long. It's time for revenge. This is for Courtney. Boston Rob. Tyson...and even Coach, who I don't care about. But I'll stick him in there too." #Survivorshow more

Nick White calls out Trey for being a B***h... 😭 "Bro that guy is a f****n b***h, i was sick and i still wanted to punk his b***h ass but they left as soon as i wanted to go" 💀show more

Trump: I've been right about everything and I have... been for a long time. That's how I got to be president 3 times. It's how I won 3 elections. I did very well in the second one, won it. The rigged electionshow more

"I am fuckin DYING for a wee and I've... got about 10 songs left but..." he is genuinely the most unserious man ever 😭😭😭show more

"I'm voting for Russell, because I've been waiting to... take him down for thirty days. Thirty days too long. It's time for revenge. This is for Courtney, Boston Rob, Tyson...and even Coach, who I don't care about. But I'll stick him in there too." #Survivor #SurvivorHvVshow more

"It's been a dream of mine, I wanted to... go to Omaha with a chance to win it and I wanted to coach for Team USA." Arkansas pitching coach Matt Hobbs checking in with the Pig Trail Nation as a staff member for the USA🇺🇸 Collegiate National team #WPS 📺⤵️show more

Never in my 50 years have I hit a... woman in the face as hard as I possibly could, as if I were going for a high score on a punch machine........ You know why? I've been brought up to respect women, this is not the case for many now living in Great Britain. #ManchesterAirportshow more

Daniel Craig said he prefers going to gay bars... over straight ones to avoid fights. “I’ve been going to gay bars for as long as I can remember, because I don’t get into fights in gay bars that often.” “Everybody was chill. And I could meet girls there.”show more

“I will vote for Tinubu as a payback for... people who voted for him in 2023 so that we can all suffer for another four years.” — Man says.show more

I figure it's been long enough that I can... share a little something from the scene I did for Mr. Puzzles' Clubhouse. I actually DID animate more to the scene of Meggy being changed to Leggy, but...well, it should be pretty obvious why it was cut. #smg4show more

happy birthday to the sole reason why flowers choose... to blossom ❤︎ i've never met a man as beautiful, inside & out, as you so i hope your 30s make up for everything 20s couldn't. i hope this decade overwhelms you with love as gentle as you are my dearestshow more

Just showing off the one gram of protein per... pound of body weight that I religiously consume every day. Unrelated, I blinked and the weekend is…over? Where did it go?? I've been so busy it's crazy. But it's all good. I love Monday just as much as Fri...show more

I don’t normally discuss men’s bodies but Malkin is... insanely smooth for the kind of frame he has. This guy has been so good for so long. Sometimes I don’t get how people are so good at thingsshow more

I've been thinking about it for a long time,... but I didn't know how to express it. So, I picked up the camera and started creating. This one's for anyone who's ever lost their path in a world full of alternate paths.show more

I’ve had this in my head for a while... so I drew it as fast as possible before the weekend was over #cookierunkingdom #burningspicecookie #shadowmilkcookieshow more

YoungK singing while looking at the camera as if... we’re his ex😭 “is that guy so much better than me? did he make you to forget everything about me? well, yeah, as long as you are happy i wouldn't tell that typical lie”show more

YoungK singing while looking at the camera as if... we’re his ex😭 “is that guy so much better than me? did he make you to forget everything about me? well, yeah, as long as you are happy i wouldn't tell that typical lie”show more