jonathan better than me i would’ve pulled the van... over and beat mike’s ass on the side of the road right then and thereshow more

the whole tempestarii crew are stronger than me cause... I would’ve bend him right over on that plat pile and show the financial a real crisisshow more

i was rewatching this live and realised they’re all... better than me bc i would’ve moaned on camera and changed the trajectory of everyone’s livesshow more

// Vampires smp spoilers vMartyn is better than me... I would’ve pulled down my collar and showed oakhurst some REAL hungershow more

I would’ve left the car right there and clocked... out 😂show more

Sergeant Liza woke up on the right side of... the bed and on the right side of the work week.show more

My Tesla sees more than me. I was confused... when FSD started to slow down. Nothing was in the road. Then I realized the right pillar camera saw a baby deer running alongside me. It slowed and braked until the deer ran across the road. The deer and I both arrived home safely.show more

LMAOOO IM STILL AT THE RESTAURANT “max and I... started off high and heavy, right? But then couple years in she just lies there like she’s back in the coma” LUCAS YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON THE COUCH!! MAX IM ON YOUR SIDE GROUND HIS ASS 😭😭show more

WHY ARE YOU STOPPING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE... HIGHWAY! If you are in the one in the black car you better thank your lucky stars that Sierra Lindsey saw you stopped. Because I did not see that you were stopped and would’ve ass packed you at 70+ mph. Just get off to the side of the road for the love of god. #wxtwittershow more

When you try to give way to a child... trying to cross a side road in his community in Stamford Hill, but a driver with a van full of kids has other ideas and impatiently drives on the wrong side of the road, nearly knocking the poor boy over! Disgraceful driving Hackney Police!show more

#Patriots QB Drake Maye on if this throw to... Kyle Williams is one of his best: "I probably think it's one of the best catches I've seen. I think the catch is better than the throw. I probably made it tougher on him than it needed to be. He beat him off the line. I think the catch is better than the throw there." (Via @WEEIAfternoons)show more

Elkhorn EF4 forming on the road right in front... of me and Celton Hendersonshow more

san is the strongest man on earth bc i... would’ve jumped on him right thereshow more

Do you think she instantly regretted her wording? I... would’ve died right then and there. 😂show more

Goodmorning! Had to stop on the side of the... road and take this 🤭show more

when bros girl says "I know him better than... you do" ok whats the name of his side chick then?show more

If Akinwale Ogunmodede had been driving a Tesla vehicle... on September 26, 2022, then it might have been impossible for him to have left all lanes of traffic on the expressway and and run into me on the side of the road causing injuries. Elon Muskshow more