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How it feels going to your 9-5 job just... to buy more #Bitcoin.show more

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 U.S. Treasury Department to buy back... up to $6 billion in longer-term debt today. 👀 Buy Bitcoin 🚀show more

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SENATOR LUMMIS PROPOSES US TO BUY... 1 MILLION #BITCOIN OVER 5 YEARSshow more

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BREAKING: 💥 MICHAEL SAYLOR JUST ANNOUNCED $2.4 BILLION STRATEGY... WILL BUY MORE #BITCOIN HERE WE GO 🚀show more

🚨 JUST IN: Strategy's $STRC just raised enough money... to buy over 400 Bitcoin in 1 HOUR!!! 🤯🤯🤯 THAT'S MORE THAN 7 BITCOIN EVERY SINGLE MINUTE DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT SAYLOR JUST DID?!!! 🔥🔥🔥show more

For the last 30 days, every time I was... about to buy something (shit I didn’t need) I would just take that amount and buy bitcoin instead.show more

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JUST IN: Telegram users can now buy, withdraw, and... make P2P transactions with #Bitcoin via the wallet interface on web.show more

You had SEVEN months to buy bitcoin:native in the... low 60s "I can't believe it, guys, I was just getting ready to buy Bitcoin and it went up, I had no time" "You've had literally six or seven months to buy Bitcoin in the low 60s. If you didn't, I'm sorry"show more

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Treasury Secretary Bessent says he does... not have the authority to use taxpayer funds to buy Bitcoin.show more

BREAKING: $2 BILLION STRIVE JUST ANNOUNCED THEY WILL RAISE... $5.1 BILLION TO BUY MORE #BITCOIN THEY WANT TO BUY OVER 70,000 BTC THE NEW MICHAEL SAYLOR IS HERE 🔥show more

Why would I buy more .01 Bitcoin when I... can buy 947,291,837,320,284,747 fckfck coin?show more