machine, don't dangle me from your tree, especially not... as a JOLLY HOLIDAY FIGURINE WITH ONE LIL LEG RAISED NOOshow more

I just want Lush 4 under the tree 😏🎄✨... Strong vibes, fully app-controlled, perfect for solo nights or a very fun holiday with your partner.💦 Make your season extra jolly with Lush 4. 😉 #Lovense #Lovenseway #vibrator #eggvibrator #lushshow more

You don't get away with this with Fifa referees,... they are not under Motsepe payroll. As a result, 2 of the 3 players who got suspended are from your team.show more

❌ Shoulder Press Machine Mistake (DON'T DO THIS!) Stop... pressing with your elbows pointed back on the shoulder press machine. This can increase your risk of shoulder impingement. Instead, keep your elbows pointed down and maintain a vertical forearm position as you press.show more

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Saying to "burn Lambeau Field to the ground" and... referring to an NFL franchise as "evil" is a strange look don't ya think #NFL ? Especially from your own network.show more

Anthony Edwards on the possibility of recruiting Steph Curry... to Adidas: “I been in his ear a lil’ bit. You know, he might f*ck with some players, you never know. He need a lil’ sauce from me. If he get a lil’ sauce from me, he gonna be alright. That’s gonna be his street cred. Steph need a lil’ street cred. He gotta come f*ck with me. Come f*ck with your boy.” (via @/nicekicks IG)show more

One hour in a room with me as your... waifu, what will you do ? 💜 #waifushow more

My part of the Art Trade with HellShark1999 from... DA, to have Fox McCloud and Krystal from Star Fox on the beach getting tickled by a machine while in stocks. Thank you very much for doing the trade my friend, especially what I asked for is a very weird one.show more

Unfortunately, doors, even a 10-foot one, are not built... for me, I am literally too big to go through them! At least I do enjoy breaking things, especially your home if you invite meshow more

"Look, they take this job away from me, I... got nothing. I don't have a cat. I could get one, but I don't have one. Frankly, I'm not wild about cats. I don't hate them. I'm just not... I could learn to like them, I guess." - CJ Cregg on childless cat ladiesshow more

lee know saying a line from chainsaw man "why... don't you quit your job and run away with me? i'll make you happy"show more

When you rescue a senior dog with medical problems... who just had surgery & limps on one leg but he stole your heart and you’re watching him become the dog he was always meant to be! Side note: For everyone who is going to comment or make fun of my Christmas tree still being up — I did not have a Christmas last year. I spent it in the animal hospital with Teddy where I had to watch him slowly die. It was miserable and there was no Christmas. I have not wanted to take my tree down yet for that reason.show more

TEN: if you got it wrong, say “i love... you” to your dad, not me. someone just said “i love papa ten” 🙅 and skip the “daddy” thing, daddy’s kinda weird, go tell your actual papa~ we raised a good one 🫶show more

I know 95% disagree with me, but its clear... from this video, control of the ball was lost at initial tackle & not trailing leg contact. By time the 2nd leg hit him, the balls out of control. 100% not a penalty. 100% Foul outside box Law 12 DOGSO. Defo debateable. Ref = HOWLER !show more

A video is currently resurfacing of Oliver Tree PREDICTING... that his most recent album could be his LAST one just a few weeks before he passed away from a helicopter crash 😳👀 "This could very well be my last one" "I get myself into a lot of stuff I don't see me being here long"show more

a bit of Lee counterplay that no one seems... to know about, you can do it with all characters as far as I know but don't quote me on that 🫡show more