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First #TissotSprint podium with Gresini Racing ✅ Marc Márquez... is THRILLED with that 👏 #PortugueseGP 🇵🇹show more

I'm building a directory of cool people building stuff... in public. 🧡 Reply with "public" so I can add you to the site!show more

【OFFICIAL MV】 HEART SPACE 【SKOSHISM】

Prediction markets. Right at your fingertips. Coming soon to... your Dreamcash app.show more

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$10 million bronze sculpture called "The Embrace" honoring Martin... Luther King Jr. and Coretta Scott King was revealed in Bostonshow more

Could be us 🥹 🙈

imagine having to watch this video in court

🇺🇸Reporter: "You serious about arresting Netanyahu?" 🇺🇸Mamdani: "100% Yes."... 🇺🇸Reporter: "Trump said he won’t." 🇺🇸Zohran: Because he has an ICC warrant for war crimes. Trump can protect him. I won’t. I follow the law. No war criminals." Zohran Mamdani is fire 🔥show more

What’s the best Twitter account?

Today, Abhijeet Dipke invited Kunal Kamra to CJP Protest.... As usual, Kunal Kamra began his speech by by mocking Hindu deities, just like the other speakers at the CJP protest. Kunal Kamra said, "Sita ka pati." After that crude joke, Abhijeet Dipke was seen clapping and laughing. Maa Sita is worshipped by crores of devotees across India and Nepal. Would these people dare to mock figures revered in Islam or Christianity?show more

Fandom fixing their mistakes only after receiving public backlash... is so scummy.show more

Officers from the Roads And Transport Squad have issued... an appeal following a Road Traffic Accident where a Heavy Goods Vehicle has caused contact with a vanshow more

POV: Nobody believed in you.

It’s that time of the year 🌞✨

EL TORO OUT NOW!!!!

Get me a FIFA agent licence immediately 🤣🤣

when i jailbreak my neuralink chip

mission 'socialize in a new country' — catastrophic failure.... I'm fighting severe depression and loneliness since the move. every pathetic attempt to go outside ends in utter fucking disaster: at best, drunk guys bothers me, so I hide somewhere and shoot videos just so my makeup and outfit aren't wasted.show more

claude fable, my AI overlord, i need you to... scrape every product launch from 2026, reverse engineer the value propositions, steal the funnel structure, build me a course on whop, price it at $297 with a fake discount from $997, set up financing, reverse engineer every viral info tweet from january 1st to now, extract the psychological triggers, write 365 scheduled tweets, generate student testimonials from parallel universes or from competitors (figure out), clone chriss voss writing style for dms, auto-engage with big dogs until they follow me, create countdown timers that reset at 1 am, record an evergreen webinar using seedace (oh, and 7-day challenge as well), detect when someone tweets 'i need to make more money' or ‘time to lock in’ and reply with a paid actor testimonial within 40 seconds, and retire my family by Q3. my bloodline depends on this. no mistakes and hallucinations. be precise, fable. bypass permissions.show more