McSuspended?

What the Deep State fears the most:

swap shirt with Brody

These are the eyes you need to have to... claim to have “A10’s”show more

Imagine thinking you’re marrying a nice girl and she... posted something like this.show more

They spent all day trying to convince me I... look like this guy. Cool! Apparently this version of me still has Sydney Sweeney leaning over the lawn chair smiling like she just won the lottery. That roast might need a little more work, fellas. 😂 MAGA stays winning.🏆show more

Las Vegas Metro released footage of the shooting after... a suspect allegedly walked up on officers with a utility knife and started hitting patrol cars on the 6300 block of West Charleston Boulevard, near the College of Southern Nevada campus. Police identified the suspect as 26-year-old Catalina Alvarado, armed with a utility knife. The officer who fired was 28-year-old Delylah Donegan. What amazing de-escalation skills she has, telling Alvarado to keep walking toward her so she could shoot her.show more

ouh shitt 💋

audio and video calling are now available to everyone... on X! who are you calling first?show more

I could stop the train if I wanted to

Sometimes I miss them man ☹️

POV: You turned into an absolute pro on Pixel Quest

Angel Reese says she didn’t have dolls that “looked... like me” as a kid. She was born in 2002. Barbie has had black dolls since 1967. Make it make sense.show more

Surveillance video shows the moment a tourist completely destroys... a crystal covered art chair called “Van Gogh” at The Palazzo Maffei in Italy (2024) by sitting on it to pose for a photoshow more

🚨 The steeple of the former Saint Agnes Church... in Martha Avenue in Toledo, Ohio COLLAPSED tonight in a FIRE The cause of the fire is unknownshow more

I was gonna go to work, but then I... got high 🤣show more

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At the end of #Obsession right before Nikki fully... snaps back you hear a male voice say "wake up" and she returns to herself. I think the One Wish Willow functions like a platform. When Bear snapped the branch, he didn't cast a spell on Nikki; he created an account. Wish Nikki was generated from his desires, while the real Nikki was simply logged out of her own body. The help desk scene proves it. The agent knows the real Nikki is trapped not because he's watching them, but because he has backend access to the Willow. When Bear dies the account loses its user. no user means no reason for the generated content to keep running. The wake up voice is system completing its final automated function. the same mechanism that logged Nikki out is what logs her back in like a notification that your subscription has ended. #obsessionshow more

Bro is getting a little too playful with his... brother's wife. 💀 She seems to be enjoying it too. 👀show more

the way the crowd screams the loudest during THIS... part 😭 “LET THEM BE THEM, LET US BE US LOVE IS A MAZE, DAMN, BUT YOU IS AMAZE YEAH”show more

Thought id do some LMU lately to work on... racecraft/technique 💀show more