Me 2 weeks from today when I’m 8 beers... deep and it’s 3rd down.show more

When you realize Hantavirus symptoms take up to 8... weeks to show and 8 weeks ago from today was Friday, March 13 And COVID lockdowns started on Friday, March 13, 2020show more

Throwback to SoFi when I was like 5 beers... deep, fully locked in with my nachos and the jumbotron guy comes up to me out of nowhere and tells me they’re doing a celebrity lookalike contest. I’m ginger at the time so I’m thinking ok… Emma Stone? Lindsay Lohan? Carrot Top? So I say yes. Meanwhile I’m just marinating in beer and nachos. Two quarters go by and they throw me up on the screen and I see it’s J.Lo I’m just like 😏💅😝 be honest… do you see it or was the Jumbotron guy also 5 beers deep?show more

It’s 8:25 I’m lathered down in pj’s oh and... fine af 😘show more

Mark Sanchez when he’s 10 beers deep and sees... his DoorDash driver double parkedshow more

Telling myself now not to get too excited about... anything, it’s just the first game. Me, 14 beers deep and Iowa scores on a 3 yard run:show more

Me 13 Busch Lights deep in Kinnick Stadium helping... Iowa get a 3rd down stopshow more

THIS SABRES TEAM NEVER QUITS, DOWN 4-2 IN THE... 3RD AND NOW UP 5-4 WITH 8 TO GO!!!! 😤🚨show more

The tornado that just hit downtown took the roof... off the building 8 doors down from me. I’m shook.show more

Oh it’s going down today 📝 2:00pm ⏰

it’s you angel x siren 1 clip is from... 10 years ago 2 other clips are from 2 weeks agoshow more

#Fittingข้ามฟ้าเคียงเธอ 🐺: This is... what is it called? It’s... human. When we are together for a long time, like I have been with Nu for a long time, there will be cuteness. When I’m not with Nu, there’s handsomeness and coolness. When I meet Nu, it becomes more cute and adorable. And it’s different from when I’m with Jimmy, it’s different from when I’m with Ohm. THE NEXT PRINCE #ZeePruk Zshow more

Aside from the girls’ efforts, I think it’s the... sebo crowd which made the difference today for Ateneo. When they were down in that 3rd set, nagsasabi lang ang crowd na “paluin lang ng paluin” 😭 Di namin kayo susukuan mga beh! Win or lose, IT’S THE SCHOOL WE WILL ALWAYS CHOOSE!show more

Me after looking at my portfolio today: (I’m down... 12% YTD)show more

FIRST OF MAY FIRST OF MAY… #Rivals Season 2... premieres TWO WEEKS from today!show more

it’s like me when i’m trying not to cry