Me: "I'm not drinking tonight" 8 tequilas later:

“I’m not drinking tonight” Me 2 hours later:

Me 8 shots in after I said I'm not... drinking any alcohol at the party.show more

“I’m not drinking tonight” Me at 2:30 AM:

Dried Chicken: My turn later Pardon me, I'm not... playing anymoreshow more

I'm not going to sleep tonight 😳

"I'm not surprised by anything... I'll see you later "

Alright, I'm going to leave this up for today.... I might work on it later tonight.show more

“I'm looking forward to tomorrow and watching a bunch... of football... and tonight I'm looking forward to drinking a bottle of wine." Most relatable thing Lebron has ever saidshow more

By the way, I'm going out tonight! See you... later, Taylor Swift Taylor Nation 🫶🏻💖 #SingaporeTSTheErasTourshow more

“Babe are you going to be drinking again tonight... for the UFC?” Me before the prelims:show more

Me: "I'm fine. I'll stop talking about it." Also... me 5 minutes later:show more

Guess how many tequilas i’ve had

me because my only relief is to sleep. when... I'm sleeping, I'm not sad, I'm not angry, I'm not lonely. I'm nothingshow more

Later tonight

Trump: And they tell me I'm not allowed to... run. I'm not sure. Is that true? I'm not sureshow more

trump later tonight

Later tonight... #Kaspa