me trying not to be your obsession

😵‍💫 Nancy Mace: “What is a woman?” Governor Tim... Walz: “I’m the governor of Minnesota, I’m not here to be your prop for your obsession.”show more

Stop trying so desperately be relatable to young people.... Not even your daughter wants to touch you.show more

Not trying to be disrespectful, but Grok can you... please tell me what happened to hershow more

Ilhan Omar: “Our President’s obsession with me and the... Somali community really is creepy and unhealthy. I am not someone to be intimidated and we are not going to be scapegoated. We are here to stay”show more

Kirby trying not to be sus

Snoop Dogg stance on gay marriage: "Life is life.... Love is love" "I'm not trying to change you. I'm trying to be a better me"show more

Me trying to be productive:

her: you better not be fluffy fat seal trying... to eat grass when i get there... me:show more

Me trying to be helpful:

Just me, my smoke, and your obsession.

Trying not to be besties for 90 minutes

ratgirl trying (hardly) to be your mommy

Me trying to find a single problem that could... not be dramatically improved or fixed overnight by remigration:show more

pov: i’m sorta not really listening to your problems... and trying not to blow smoke in your faceshow more

Spent millions trying to not die and had toxic... turf in my backyard the whole time. Trying to not be an idiot.show more

Telling your granny to shut up will never not... be wild to meshow more

me when im trying to play it cool and... subtly flirt with you but i noticed the dog clicker on your keychain and im having trouble trying not to ask you to click it for meshow more

how trying not to overplay your favorite song feels

“Your obsession with me is getting a little creepy…”

Me: Please be careful not to spill your snack... everywhere. My kid:show more