Me when I have children. 🤣

When people ask me if I have children….Yes, I do.

When people ask “do you have children?” I reply.... “Yes, a 74 year old dad?” 🤣 Any support groups out there?show more

Ciara’s children really love her song “Ride” 🤣🤣🤣 Sienna... singing it reminded me of when Future Zahir was singing it 🤣 They’re hilarious!!show more

Nobody: Me: When I finally pop back out 🤣🤣🤣

Woman says she refuses to have children, “Put me... in prison, I don’t care, I am not having any fking children”show more

"i never have money" me when i have money:

Me when i try to study 🤣

“My children didn’t choose to be born, I chose... to have children. They owe me nothing, I owe them everything.” -Elon Muskshow more

Me when I see men who get paid on... the 25th🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣show more

“My children didn’t choose to be born, I chose... to have children. They owe me nothing, I owe them everything” Elon Muskshow more

"My children didn’t choose to be born, I chose... to have children. They owe me nothing, I owe them everything." -Elon Muskshow more

“My children didn’t choose to be born, I chose... to have children. They owe me nothing, I owe them everything” Elon Muskshow more

Even when I have "free time" I'm making shit... on the laser 🤣😂🤣show more

"My children didn’t choose to be born, I chose... to have children. They owe me nothing, I owe them everything." -Elon Musk Elon Muskshow more

Yup! I can't have someone like that working for... me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣show more

Me when I get up every morning knowing Trump... is our next President 🤣🤣🤣show more

when i start talking crazy, take me home 🤣

This is what a full-blown meltdown looks like in... my house when he knows I made him scrambled eggs, but they have to cool off. Feed me, mom. I haven't eaten in years. 🤣🤣🤣show more

me when i have a secret: