My routine is pretty simple: I wake up, sit... at my computer, and make money. Today, $BISCOTTI paid me $60K. I’m flexing on anyone who thinks they’re better than me. Because in this game, I’m the GOAT.show more

Lauren Boebert: “I’m not affected by the negative articles... that come my way because I know who I’m protecting. They’re not really coming after me. They’re coming after you, and I am in their way.”show more

With my opponent 1 day before the fight Anyone... who say I’m trouble maker at the hotel , show them this video Anyone who is cool with me , gonna get twice more respect back! Simpleshow more

I’m really in my findom era like I should... be waking up to money just bc I’m hot LOOK AT ME 🤭show more

confession. most of the time i hand write my... fics and then type them up later 😭 i’m not always near a computer so i’m usually scribbling in my notebooks on the bus or between classes (ignore me covering up the pitn spoilers)show more

Good morning! I had a successful job interview yesterday!... I’m waiting for their proposal. I’m excited because working and getting paid to pursue my passion for weed is exactly what I want. I just need a living wage. Please send out positive energy for me today! Weday bong rips before work makes me a better barber 😜show more

they’re putting me in charge of Halo and the... first thing I’m gonna do is make Cortana look like thisshow more

Let me get something off my chest, I’m a... nice guy. But I’m turning off the nice guy switch. I think some people would just be my friend because of my video I make and the Gacha editing I’ve done. There are those who asking me to make stuff, instead of making their own thing.show more

in 2019, i would ride the subway & daydream...... "what if when I arrived at work the thing that I was reading on my phone was up and waiting for me on my computer?" today Arc for iPhone is live in the App Store, and look what it can do...show more

Everytime im playing a rhythm game and oomf (who... is better than me at the game) is watching it just feels like thisshow more

I’m special needs and I achieved my Solo Flight... Time to celebrate with the hashtag #CongratsJustin this is huge who is proud of me I was super anxious today I did it!show more

“Sue me. I love America guys. I love America... more than the New York Mets and I love America more than the Boston Red Sox. I love living in this country and I’m rooting for us to win!” -Brandon Walker on Wake Up Barstoolshow more

Watters: I’m not panicking because I’m not looking. .... I haven't looked at my bank account. I'm afraid. But I am just going to be patient. And my people are going to set me up so when this thing rallies, I can say, in your face,show more

This is 50% about the fact that i’ve lost... 2 inches off my waist and i’m proud of where i’m at on my fitness journey and 50% about me showing off my assshow more