My Wife Did Not Leave Me…

so you did not notice me.. leave it… sophie….... turn around….. HIS VOICEEEEUGGHGHHHGHHHshow more

Morning came. It did not leave.

"my wife, rip" is just sooooo crazy he did... not give a fuck 😭show more

NOT MY WIFE FILMING ME FILMING THE ACCIDENT

When my wife asks me what I did all... day on Xshow more

he didnt go out when his grandpa told him... but immediately stood up to leave when seori said the same.... he really said im not arguing with my wife she tells me to leave AND i do!!!show more

Manager: "ur leave is not approved" Me with my... data off;show more

Manager: “Your leave is not approved” Me with my... data off on my trip cuz idgaf:show more

I ALREADY DID LEAVE ME ALONE FAWJK

had my wife scan me. not bad, not great.... likely needs a lot more photosshow more

Netanyahu: Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave?... Kindly leave? Did anyone do this? Did they say get out so we can come in, of course not.show more

IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME NOT HIM (I love my... fox wife) #ZenlessZoneZeroshow more

My wife: Why did you apply for a job... at JP Morgan, you’re a plumber. Me:show more

🇮🇱🇩🇪 NETANYAHU: DID THE NAZIS ASK JEWS TO KINDLY... LEAVE? NO. “Did the Nazis ask the Jews to leave? Kindly leave? Did anyone do this? Did they say, ‘Get out so we can come in’? Of course not.” Source: Clash Reportshow more

I convinced my wife to leave team valor.. 😎👏🏻 #PokémonGO

Lavrov: My mother also did not let me dance... with boys.show more

Omg hahahahaha!! My wife would k¡11 me if I... did this with her sponge. 👀🤣🤣show more

Bestfriend wouldn’t leave me alone until we did it properly

If my cat did this i would never leave 💗